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It turns out The People were wrong about clones; they do have souls. After the events of The Great Dark, Nopal accidentally takes over the body of a recently deceased human girl. Seeing an opportunity to live a real life, Nopal is determiend to make the most of her second chance.
As years pass, the LEP discover Nopal's reincarnation. Seeing her as a threat, they enlist the help of Artemis once again to take her down once and for all.
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Commander Ark Sool was the finest commander the LEP had ever seen. Everyone would see it. Everyone would know. He just needed a chance to convince them.
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- Part 3 of Traumatize Trouble Thursday
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Six months ago he was a hunter. Six months ago he was alive. Six months ago he had a soul. Now... all he has left is her.
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- Part 1 of Traumatize Trouble Thursday
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The Price To Pay by Konig_My_King
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl (2020), Artemis Fowl
18 Sep 2025
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It's his fault. It's ALWAYS been his fault. And now he has to pay for what he's done.
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Artemis has a breakdown, when the guilt of his betrayal suffocates him.
I'm making this as a gift for a friend who enjoys Artemis Fowl angst a bit too much... Keep in mind that this fic will include sensitive topics, so please be wary and read the tags! I am also not a part of the Artemis Fowl fandom, so please forgive any inaccuracies in this!
(This takes place in an AU where Artemis betrays his friends to escape from a heist mission gone wrong.)
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An awakening, a rising. High candela through gossamer.
***Part 2, Chapter 3 Posted 2025-09-13***
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- Part 2 of Lifelines
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Shenanigans by call-me-artemis-fowl (BreezeTellsTales)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
12 Sep 2025
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The LEP have a lot of betting pools.
Written for Fowltember day 12: LEP office shenanigans
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- Part 12 of Fowltember 2025
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LEP Work Party! by call-me-artemis-fowl (BreezeTellsTales)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
11 Sep 2025
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Julius attends a work party.
Written for Fowltember day 11: Fashion
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- Part 11 of Fowltember 2025
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The Swear Toad Invasion by call-me-artemis-fowl (BreezeTellsTales)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
07 Sep 2025
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Swear Toads invade LEP Headquarters!
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- Part 7 of Fowltember 2025
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LEP Crunchball League by call-me-artemis-fowl (BreezeTellsTales)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
05 Sep 2025
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Holly Short stormed down the hallway.
“Is…” Lili said slowly to no one in particular. “Is she good?”
“She’s mad she doesn’t get to participate in the Crunchball League,” an elf behind her said. Lilli turned around to see one of the Retrieval elves–Trouble Kelp, if she recalled correctly.
“Ah,” Lili said.written for Fowltember day 5: sports
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- Part 5 of Fowltember 2025
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Frond-opoly by call-me-artemis-fowl (BreezeTellsTales)
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
02 Sep 2025
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The gang plays Monopoly together.
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- Part 2 of Fowltember 2025
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After Ark Sool's sudden demotion as Commander of LEPRecon, the Fairy Council had to scramble to find his replacement.
Unfortunately, the fairy they've chosen doesn't want the job.
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- Part 2 of Traumatize Trouble Thursday
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In which Grub and Holly become friends :) by ichockedonapeanutbutterandjamsanwich
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
17 Jun 2025
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Holly is on the night shift, Grub shows up.
Because of course he does
I will now force them to be friends :] -
In a Hallway Where There Are No Evil Pixies Bent on World Domination & Other Stories by Rarepair_Debonair
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
27 May 2025
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Hartemis drabbles for the shipper on-the-go! No overarching plot. Updated Sporadically.
NEW! Drabble #10: What Is Whispered Across Their Pillows - [NSFW] One night changes everything between them.
NEW! Drabble #11: After Their Affair - The first doomed decision was starting it at all. The second was ending it.
I try to be ethical with my shipping: in these fics, Artemis and Holly are always two consenting adults. Thank you.
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Various little short stories centered around Root and Foaly. (new chapter out!)
Generally, you can read these in any order after you've read the first chapter.**Chapter 1 is in desperate need of a complete overhaul. Please start with chapter 2 thank youuuu
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Holly invites Butler and Artemis to Haven on the same day the LEP host their bi-annual school field trips. Butler manages to make a new friend.
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A recording played in a dark room. A recording of screams, crashing noises, and the image of a particularly worked-up bull troll in a family-friendly Italian restaurant. The focus of the recording, however, was on how the anonymous officer whose helmet the video had been taken from managed to survive by the skin of her - erm, their, considering their anonymity - teeth.
Suddenly the playback stopped and an overhead light flicked on, leaving a room full of new LEP Recon recruits blinking in the light - not unlike the stunned troll. “Alright, fresh meat,” called out the voice of one Captain Trouble Kelp, his tone confident to the point of smugness as he addressed the assembled officers, “who can tell me what went wrong here?”
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Holly wakes up missing something, and decides to find it.
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Artemis fowl, Friends, and family read about Artemis's adventures
This is my first fanfic, comment mistakes, and Enjoy.
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Secrets Exposed by RadiantArabianNights28
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Sep 2024
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What if the Fowls had a big secret? What if Artemis was a Pure-Blood Wizard? Now Artemis's friends are hiding at his place when the people visit. What is going to happen?
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Artemis is in Haven while a crisis is seemingly unfolding, and the Doctor accidentally lands in Haven, missing Constantinople by a few hundred miles and at least a thousand years.
But when Artemis sees the Doctor he can hear the words, 'silence must fall' over and over. If only he knew what that meant.