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The Number of Breaths Separating Their Skin by mialmarosada
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982)
15 Jul 2025
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“VYVYAN!” He hears his own voice echo off of the buildings around them. “This is why I bloody well HATE YOU,”
But he knows, he knows, that is not quite true.
September, 1986. Rick watches Vyvyan throw up on the side of the road and has a sudden, horrible realization.
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A Collection Of The Young Ones Fan-Fiction.
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When Vyvyan’s “long lost” twin sister is kicked out and moves in with him (against his will), how will the Young Ones cope?
Lots of fighting, making fun of Rick, and bullying Rick some more. Maybe hating spotty, poofy bastards runs in the family?
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After Vyvyan has a little too much Babycham, he finally makes a move on Rick. They slowly begin to fall in love with eachother
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- Part 1 of The Punk and the Poet
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(title from Kiss Me Deadly by Generation X)
Vyvyan goes to a party with Rick and it all goes to shit.
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Variety by losercandy (pacificaxe), pacificaxe
Fandoms: The Young Ones, The Young Ones (TV 1982)
15 Jan 2024
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A series of drabbles related only by the fact that they're based on The Young Ones, cos I can't be arsed to post them all separately. Feel free to skip around as your heart desires. The idea is to just keep updating it FOREVER. The idea might be bad.
(Not all entries are rated M, however I felt the need to rate the fic M as that is the high end of the content ratings. M chapters typically say the rating in the summary or notes. Read discretion advised. You get it.)
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The Basterds of Hammersmith by scumbaganarchy
Fandoms: Bottom (UK), The Young Ones (TV 1982)
14 Jan 2024
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"You get born, you keep your head down, and then you die - if you're lucky."
The Basterd family aren't known for their good luck, it has to be said. If Hammersmith was a toilet, they'd be the soggy bits of loo roll clogging up its U-bend. This isn't to say they've never had their fun... just not much of it. Addie thinks the Basterd name is cursed. Pauline's inclined to agree. Most of their peers wouldn't see any fault in that theory either - apart from Eddie, that is, who doesn't think the downsides of being named Hitler should be overlooked. Vyvyan isn't so fond of the family mantra - it makes him fucking furious, actually - but he'll always be a Basterd, won't he? And who in their right mind would hang around a Basterd? Maybe one day some prat'll give the family some relief.
...But this story isn't about that. This story is the history of the Basterds, in all their anger. For that, we're going to have to go back a bit of a way: back before punks, poets, hippies, and cool people wrecked havoc on Codrington Road; back before the Hammersmith hardmen pitched tent in Mafeking Parade and never left. Our story begins in 1945, with a new world already haunted by ghosts from the old.
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- Part 2 of Forged
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This is where all of my TYO reader inserts will go
Originally on Tumblr, but I cross post everything hereI love niche fandoms so much, all these boys deserve love!!!
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Nowadays by Incy Little Spider (1ncylilspider)
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982), The New Statesman (TV 1987)
04 Apr 2022
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Vyvyan's 50th birthday is coming up soon.
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Bedtime by Incy Little Spider (1ncylilspider)
Fandoms: Drop Dead Fred (1991), The Dangerous Brothers - Mayall & Edmondson, The New Statesman (TV 1987), Bottom (UK), The Young Ones (TV 1982)
24 Feb 2022
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Dreams, sleeptalking, naps and bed time rituals all shared together
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The Scorpion and The Frog by Incy Little Spider (1ncylilspider)
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982), The New Statesman (TV 1987)
12 Feb 2022
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A remark from his boyfriend sends Vyvyan into a spin of memories about his Cousin Alan.
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Biting the Bullet by Incy Little Spider (1ncylilspider)
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982)
09 Jan 2022
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After such a bloody long time of unresolved tension Vyvyan and Rick finally get together. Here's a few snapshots of their relationship in the early days.
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The Lads Lose their Virginities by Incy Little Spider (1ncylilspider)
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982)
28 Dec 2021
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After admitting to being a bunch of sissy virgins, the Young Ones vow to lose their V-cards in a weeks time.
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Rick had never really noticed just how pretty Vyvyan is. Of course this realization falls down on him like a freight train one fateful, extremely boring evening at the Kebab and Calculator. Now Rick has to figure out what to do about this sudden wave of feelings, all while keeping it from drowning him.
"How do you tell a violent punk you're in love with them" sounds like the start of a bad joke, but for Rick, it's all too real.
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A Bastard's Carol by scumbaganarchy for The Scumbags
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982), Drop Dead Fred (1991), Filthy Rich & Catflap (TV), Bottom (UK), The Comic Strip Presents..., The New Statesman (TV 1987), The Dangerous Brothers - Mayall & Edmondson, A Kick Up The Eighties (TV)
30 Dec 2020
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Dickens' 'A Christmas Carol' but with a TYO twist. Merry Christmas, everyone!
After the deaths of his parents, Rick certainly isn't looking forward to Christmas this year. Nothing and no one can put him off his misery - not even Vyvyan, whose relationship with Rick has changed monumentally since the near-fatal bus crash. The house's only chance at a happy Christmas has somehow fallen into the hands of a certain imaginary friend. Hopefully, Fred knows what he's doing...
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Fred's finished up with Natalie Bunce and heading towards the end of his time as an imaginary friend, so it's time for one final charge.
They're sending him back to Codrington road to sort out Dr. Basterd.
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Set on the same day as Boring. Vyv's having some issues after seeing his mother again.
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Set in 1971, Vyvyan spends Christmas Eve with Rick's family, and hatches a plan to catch the fat bastard in red.
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- Part 1 of He Was My Best Mate
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Set immediately after Summer Holiday, Rick & Vyvyan react to their feelings for one another in very different ways, as well as dealing with the aftermath of the bus crash. Vyv comes to terms with it almost immediately, but the people's poet isn't so sensible. And when Vyvyan's past catches up with him, Rick tries to patch things up by inadvertently getting mixed up with the wrong crowd, a situation that's only exacerbated by his chaotic extended family and his insecurities over his complete *lack* of sexual experience. (I PROMISE this is the last time I'll change the description. Probably.)
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There's A Thin Line Between Love And Hate by verymetalbasterd
Fandoms: The Young Ones (TV 1982)
18 Jun 2018
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Vyvyan catches Rick in the bathroom.
The wild adventures of the four housemates.