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    Kids,

    The moment I first saw your mother I knew she was The One. Fate, with its great sense of humor, had ensured I’ve been 🤏close to meeting her so many times before.

    I’ve met my fair share of insightful, interesting, intriguing, infuriating and intoxicating women in the wildest of circumstances: as a teenage pen pal, an online nemesis, a flirty discord situationship, even got myself a wedding plus-one from an online app. But these virtual romances always flickered; something was missing. And as if I wasn't trying hard enough, my meddling siblings conspired to set me up with a blind date for Daphne's wedding.

    The truth is, I was learning to trust this chaotic journey through life, despite the pain and self-doubt. Every connection, every goodbye, was merely another piece falling into place in an elaborate 3D puzzle, unveiling her as the woman I was meant to find.

    And the biggest lesson life taught me was this: true connection comes from the most unexpected sources, demanding we shed our masks. While revealing our true selves carries a price, for the right person, unfolding every hidden part of our heart is infinitely worth it.

    Because it led me to the love of my life.

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    A raging storm hits London and creates a cosmic mix up. Colin Bridgerton is flung into modern times – away from his son and pregnant wife – while the actor who plays him, Luke Newton, finds himself in an unusual circumstance as well; suddenly playing the role of husband, estate manager and soon-to-be-second-time father for real. The two men will need a little help navigating their new realities until it all gets sorted out.

     

    **Please note**: There is no Lukola relationship in this fic beyond friendship! However, the nature of this story involves a few suggestive situations (teen rated only!) between them and their Regency counterparts. 💜

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    A sea prince longs to be with the girl who unknowingly captured his heart from the shore. Desperate for a chance, he strikes a deal with the sea witch: seven days with legs in exchange for his freedom. The spell, however, comes with a curse. As he gets to know her world, he begins to see that love cannot be forced; it is a choice, offered freely, again and again. The big question remains: will he win her heart by the seventh day or lose her forever?

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    R/Advice
    “I (23,F), has always had a crush on C (25, M), my best friend's (E, 23, F) brother. Before his last trip, at a party we shared a drunken kiss before he said sorry and left. Since then, we have been friendly but something changed. I tried to move on, and began dating for the past 2 weeks, A (28, M), a fine man who I am still exploring things with. Last night, at C’s welcoming party, he was his usual happy self and we talked like before, like nothing happened. However, I left the party early because I heard him say to B (28,M), his brother “Are you crazy, I’ll never date Pen!”. I said nothing and left pretending I had an urgent uni matter. What can I do? Should I just forget and focus on A? Any tips are welcomed”.

     

    Chapter 8 is part of the "We will have lessons event"!
    TW: health issues

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    Penelope needs help with basketball. Colin needs help with math. Both get more than they bargained for.

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    She asked him to help make her podcast hotter.
    He said she’d need lessons.
    Now he’s whispering things into the mic that make it impossible to focus—and even harder to forget.

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    When Penelope and Colin get a call from Aggie’s elementary school, they did not expect to stand opposite Eliza and Roger Trowbridge, with the couple’s son crying and accusing Aggie of bullying him.

    “Mr. and Mrs. Bridgerton,” Headmistress Strelitz said, her authoritative voice reverberating throughout the cramped office. “Your daughter has said some very problematic things pertaining to the… legitimacy of Mr. and Mrs. Trowbridge’s son. It is very concerning, especially with regards to your home life. Er, what was it she said exactly, darling?” she addressed the little ginger boy.

    The little boy in question sniffled, his eyes red-rimmed and misty, “She said my daddy is not my real daddy because I look more like our driver!”

    Penelope and Colin looked at each other in alarm while Mrs. Trowbridge whispered an audible, “Oh, for fuck’s sake.”

    “Is this true, Agatha?” inquired Principal Strelitz.

    Aggie nodded fervently, looking vindicated, “Yes, but it’s true! I heard mama and papa say so!”

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    Penelope and Colin learn the hard way that their kids can hear them gossiping.

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    Written for the BYMM Discord Server's We Will Have Lessons Event.

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    With Eloise’s birthday on the horizon, Penelope and Hyacinth plan an unexpected surprise that includes recruiting her brothers, boas, a choreography and ... makeup. As her and Colin prepare (with Colin losing his shirt at every step), she gets hot to go!

    Or the makeup lesson fic no one asked for <3

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    Over one golden european summer Penelope learnt the hard way that loving Colin Bridgerton was a mistake. Colin thought he learnt that some mistakes can't be undone.

    Years later, trapped together at Eloise's weekend house party where the past won't stay where they left it, they are about to learn they might have gotten those lessons completely wrong.

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    On a five-hour drive to Eloise’s wedding, Colin shares his signature solo travel tips to his best friend. But when a flat tire throws them off course, the teacher becomes the student as Penelope takes charge. Somewhere between the lessons and the silence, Colin begins to realize: she’s been carrying more than just luggage this entire time.

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    A series of one-shots/outtakes/drabbles from The (Mis)Adventures of Strawberry & Sparkles world. Each “chapter” is a standalone one-shot and can be read independently.

    It is not required to read Strawberry and Sparkles, but you do get to know them more there.

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    On the brink of her life hopefully changing for the better (finally!), Penelope Featherington’s Friday night goes from resigning herself to a night of drinking to something promising with a handsome stranger. The immediate attraction and sexual tension between them explodes into something unexpected.

    Even more unexpected? What she thought was a one night stand she would never see again is her new co-worker. Oh and he happens to be her boss’s best friend’s son.

    Penelope is determined to maintain a professional relationship with him and keep her head on straight. But when it comes to light that they had very different perceptions of how that Friday night had gone, they strike a deal and suddenly Penelope finds herself making lesson plans and maybe even falling for her one night stand.

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    Penelope Featherington spent her entire life learning how to survive in a family and world that never truly appreciated her. When her former best friend Colin Bridgerton finds himself lower than he's ever been before, Penelope takes it upon herself to give him lessons in living well.

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    Colin and Penelope have one night a week to help their children do thier homework.

    A little fluffy family one shot on homework night.

    Part of the But Your My Mess ‘We Will Have Lessons’ event.

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    Colin Bridgerton has been travelling for some years, but is now returning to his family, exhausted and dejected. Different from those around him, marked out by fate he knows he must forge his own path, and has spent the time preparing.

    What can Mayfair offer him now, a romantic who can never marry? Only time will tell.

    An ABO fic.

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    Colin and Pen have their first baby and he reflects upon the first time he and Pen held a baby.

    Be sure to check the tags and the notes for potential TW this is a fluffy fic that I realized after I finished that it is also hurt/comfort.

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    Penelope Featherington has never been in detention ever before, not once.

    So what happens when she decides she's too nervous for the presentation that she has to give as part of her English lesson? She truants of course and finds herself caught and in detention with none other than Colin Bridgerton, her biggest crush and her best friend's big brother.

    Just a little one shot of teenage Polin in detention.

    Part of the But Your My Mess ‘We Will Have Lessons’ event.

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    Colin Bridgerton has had a crush on Penelope Featherington forever, and she has no idea. When Eloise bails on their assigned movie night for a university class and leaves Colin alone with Pen, he tells himself it’s fine. Just a Disney film. Just Beauty and the Beast. Just his friend Pen in a yellow dress that looks suspiciously like Belle’s.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    Between enchanted castles, unhelpful texts from Eloise, and an alarming amount of perfect popcorn, Colin realizes his fairytale happily ever after might not be as far off as he thought.

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    Colin and Penelope attend an antenatal class for every single pregnancy they experience, despite Penelope’s hesitation to attend.

    Each chapter is written in mini drabbles at various points of each antenatal class.

    Part of the But Your My Mess ‘We Will Have Lessons’ event.

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    Ever since they were children, Penelope Featherington has found ways to help Colin Bridgerton manage the difficulties he has with reading and writing. She's helped him study for his lessons, plan his travels, and find his voice as a writer, but, in time, they might just find more than friendship waits for them between the pages.

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