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The Golden Snitch and A Silver Lining by HealthyishObsession
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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“Malfoy, why are you here?” Granger demanded.
“Flying. Obviously. Try to keep up.” Draco smirked. “I thought you were supposed to be smart.”
“I’m glad to see the system works,” she said condescendingly. “You seem completely reformed.”This Quidditch Dramione story has the heart and found family vibe of Ted Lasso mixed with the chaotic charm of the Wizarding World. It is completely finished with 26 chapters and ~104,000 words. New chapters are posted every Tuesday.
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The summer after their fourth year Neville and his grandmother gain a house guest that’s behaving strangely indeed.
From ignored letters, the reveal of a secret godfather and a somewhat important trip to the ministry, Neville is just along for the ride.
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- Part 2 of Odd Behaviour
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To Break a Cursebreaker by beckysbooktok for chaosbarbie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Oct 2025
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Hermione wins a birthday date with Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor, spiraling all day between whether it'll be Theo or Draco.
Her date goes flawlessly, and yes, there will be a second one.
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Look at what the cat dragged in by beckysbooktok, houseofemerald for sportfucker (SportFucker)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Aug 2025
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It started with a cat, a kneazle kitten to be exact, who found Theo at a low point. Little Miss June brought home her stray human, starting the beginning of a furriendship.
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“Are we doomed to award everything to the Chosen One?”
but also:
Most people who bought that Witch Weekly issue started fully supporting Harry and his no-shirt politics
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- Part 2 of They're dumb, your honour
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Up Until You Lost It All by arcturus-night-star (ravenite_void) for The_sapphire_potterhead
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2025
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Voldemort fell at Harry Potter's hand. Now Harry will make sure all Death Eaters meet same fate.
It's not a revenge, he then tells the press, only unbiased strike against the criminals. Harry Potter Does Not date criminals (the history said otherwise).
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A source has given Rita some information but for once it might not be completely wrong.
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Headlines and Heart Lines by teh_kris_eh for HwaetWeGardena
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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After years spent writing her gossip column - and a humiliating meeting with her editor - Lavender Brown is almost ready to give up on her dream of becoming Witch Weekly’s youngest editor.
But with Parvati’s support and something to prove, she’s determined to write a story that will finally let her voice shine.
And who knows? Maybe her heart, too...
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Pansy is sick and tired of being the only person in the entire eighth year common room unable to cuddle, snog or even hold hands with her boyfriend.
All because he took the mutterings of a staunch pureblood Granny to heart.
Honestly.
Her chastity did not need protecting from Augusta Longbottom.
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It was a bitter winter day in early February, and nearly everyone was tucked in front of the fire in the 8th year common room, snuggled up with their significant others.
Everyone, that is, except Pansy Parkinson.
And why, exactly, isn’t she snuggled up with her boyfriend?
Because the self-sacrificing, sadistic knob head decided that he was going to honor the bloody courtship rules that freaking Augusta Longbottom laid out for him during Yule Break. Bloody floor mat that she is.
Honestly.
If Pansy wanted a bloody stick in the mud, she would have dated that Hufflepuff, Ernie MacMillan.
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- Part 4 of Fests and Quests
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Hermione Granger in Coversation with Draco Malfoy, Author of Choiceless -- Witch Weekly Book Club by Th3SnowQueen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Apr 2025
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For this Witch Weekly Book Club, founder Hermione Granger chats with author of Choiceless, Draco Malfoy. Hermione and Draco discuss growing up deep in pureblood culture, favourite literature, and redemption.
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In which Draco gets lovingly teased by Pansy, Harry reluctantly listens to Hermione’s advice, and both of them (reciprocally) adore their friends.
Told entirely through letters and newspaper articles.
No owls were harmed in the exchange of this correspondence. Each was fed the finest treats and handsomely rewarded with an indecent amount of tickles.
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Mr. Heartbreaker And The Brat He Couldn't Resist by Apricot_watermelon
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter has a reputation—charming, reckless, never see the same woman twice. But then he stumbles into Draco Malfoy, his old enemy, a grumpy, overworked ministry worker who wants nothing to do with him.
And somewhere between stolen kisses and late-night visits, she becomes his little secret and the one thing he can’t let go. -
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“I’m not so convinced friendship is possible… but that doesn’t mean we can’t get up to other kinds of fun in the name of post-war unity.”
“If this is your idea of flirting, Malfoy, I’d stick with bullying.”
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Or, what happens when long-term adversaries who barely tolerate each other keep crossing paths over the years. Disdain softens into intrigue, intrigue ignites into companionship, and companionship… well, it might just evolve into something deeper—if Gryffindors and Slytherins can ever truly be friends, that is.
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And if there was one thing that Draco Malfoy loved more than power, it was his wife and their family. But if he could have all three? He’d make sure she’d win that damned election.
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- Part 3 of Per Aspera Ad Astra
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Witch Weekly announces on Instagram the Sexiest Wizard Alive
Harry is so glad he has such supportive friends
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Their marriage had been a Ministry arrangement, a calculated political move that appeased the Wizengamot and kept Draco under careful supervision. Potter had agreed to it out of duty, just as he did everything else. He loathed her, right?
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Hermione makes plans to see the Pheonix migration with her friends, but on the morning of the event, she finds Draco in front of her flat instead of Ginny. And instead of broom, he brought a luxury sports car. Hermione isn't sure this arrangement will be any better than flying. But she gets inside, and their rocky relationship goes from 0 to 60, real quick.
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Or I wanted an excuse to write road head and car smut.
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As the world watches, Draco Malfoy strolls back into Hermione Granger’s orbit, after they'd lived in separate corners of the post-war world. Welcome to three years of unraveling assumptions, tangled feelings, thinly veiled flirtations and far too many lingering looks—tracked by gossip columns and news blurbs.
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Harry and Ginny broke up, and everyone wants to know why. Rumors abound via the tabloids, but the former couple and their associates are staying tight-lipped.
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- Part 16 of The Tortured Whumptober Department
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The Dangers of Stilettos on Grass by sinflower81 for justforgiggs
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2024
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“What else would it be for?” Pansy asked impatiently.
“I dunno. It’s Witch Weekly. I s’pose I thought you wanted to ask me about my love life or something.” Ginny rolled her eyes.
“No one cares what idiot boy you’re dating these days,” Pansy sneered.
“Good. Because I’m not dating any idiot boys,” Ginny returned.