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• Well we’re certainly not in Kansas anymore by OnyxAlchemyst

  Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
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  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  02 Jun 2024

  Tags

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  • Idk man they’re literally like 11 and all that
  • Harry Potter
  • Hermione Granger
  • Ron Weasley
  • Draco Malfoy
  • Albus Dumbledore
  • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
  • Alternate Universe
  • Dumbledore is an Australian Hippie with Hawaii print robes
  • Malfoy is very out of touch
  • Hermione is from Texas
  • Severus Snape is a drama kid who was only involved in the tail end of the war
  • Snape went to the Julliard
  • Sirius lives but at what cost to everyone else’s sanity
  • The Weasleys aren’t ginger
  • Except the twins
  • The twins know canon and use it to troll
  • Professor Trelawney plays the stock market with surprising success
  • Snape flounces
  • Narcissa is an opera singer
  • Lucius has a 12 step skincare routine that is religiously followed by gossip mag readers
  • Draco is nepo baby but we knew that already
  • Draco has a pet peacock that flies at him when he does something stupid
  • Buckbeak looses in combat against an incensed peacock
  • Newt Scamander’s surname is Salamander but he’s otherwise the same
  • The entire universe pronounces Hermione wrong and she’s just decided to go with it
  • Viktor Krum has lederhosen
  • Durmstrang is now positioned in Luxembourg for the heck of it
  • Dumbledore is pen pals with the pope
  • MC is absolutely done with this verse
  • Crack
  • in case you couldn’t tell
  • Draco Malfoy can shapeshift into a ferret
  • Everyone thinks real Moody is fake because of his pretty floral bonnet post therapy
  • Luna Lovegood is a normie
  • Self-Insert
  • because I refuse to not tag that
  • despite that fact it's more of an OC-insert

  Summary

  Some random person from canon is stuck almost a decade back in an alternate Harry Potter verse. Their reality is dead. They may also have died at the battle of Hogwarts.

  At least they get to hear about Dumbledore’s emu war?

  Oh and apparently the Weasley twins are from canon so there’s that

  Series

  • Part 9 of ONyx's Self-Insert Army

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  307

  Chapters:

  1/?

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  78