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Hell on Earth by Blank_Tae
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), DCU, DCU (Comics)
21 Oct 2025
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“But, Mr. Luthor, I have to—”
“Maybe I should replace you with a paperweight,” he cuts in coldly.
You sigh, eyes dropping to the floor, shoulders tight as he launches into the same exhausting rant. “...or even a toaster. Toasters have a function. They have a purpose. They serve it. But you? All you do is fail at every turn—pathetic.”
You stand there, fists clenched at your sides, fighting the urge to bite your lip. Even now, your degeneracy knows no bounds. Maybe it’s some kind of psychological issue. Or Stockholm syndrome. Or just a complete collapse of self-worth. But the way he sneers at you, the venom in his voice, the sharp precision of his words…
God help you, it does something to you.
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Lex is the worst boss, he's rude, demanding, and downright evil but... you think he's kinda hot.
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i hear your voice on the phone (now i'm no longer alone) by pinknephthea
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Oct 2025
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By ring number three, the caller picks up with a rough and groggy voice, but no less alert. Shit. Ed didn't realize the time. "Mustang."
"I miss you." He blurts it out before he even realizes words are leaving his lips. Ed runs his hand down his face in annoyance with himself. Real smooth, Elric.
━━━━━ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ━━━━━
all ships week 2025, day 2: "i miss you."
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- Part 2 of cafe's all ships week 2025
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Strawberry Lipgloss and Black Coffee by ValentineHeart14
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
21 Oct 2025
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Katsuki is heading into his second year of university with zero expectations until he lays eyes on a girl with obnoxiously pink hair and irresistible strawberry scented lip gloss.
Problem? She’s his professor’s daughter.
The catch? If her dad finds out they're dating, Katsuki is toast.
(Updates: Sunday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.)
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- Part 2 of In every lifetime, I will find you
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The Line by you_wear_fine_things_well
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Thunderbolts (Movie 2025), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Oct 2025
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Zemo is granted parole on the condition he help James with his PTSD.
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Why’d you have to chase the light (somewhere I can’t go) by doingitfortheplot
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
18 Oct 2025
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Dazai swung open the door with a flourish, barging into the room with a huge smile.
“Chibi! What took you so long to wake up? I was starting to think you’d stay asleep forever!” he chirped.
Chuuya blinked at him, puzzled.
“Do I know you?”
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After getting hit by an ability, Chuuya gets knocked out and stays unconscious for a few days. Dazai goes to annoy him as soon as he hears he woke up, only to realise the redhead doesn’t recognise him.
It stirs up a lot of unwanted emotions in Dazai’s chest, and the two are now forced to deal with the messy, fragile remains of their relationship they thought they left behind.
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Fall Out Of Pattern by verbaepulchellae
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
18 Oct 2025
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It's mid season, 2015, and Ilya is in a slump. But at least Hollander is too.
Too bad they aren't playing each other for another three weeks, nice that they each have some privacy though.
For the Prompt: Either of them drunk texting/drunk calling at any point between Vegas and tuna melts.
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- Part 1 of A bit of this, a bit of that
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Ian Dalton was rejected by Laura Pendleton for the third time. To drown his sorrow, he went out for drinks, but instead of finding solace, he got drunk and was returning home, where he called Laura from a public telephone.
"I know you won’t marry me for money. So I propose if you marry me for my heart and body. Even my soul is yours."
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Normal Friends by ishinigami
Fandoms: かぐや様は告らせたい | Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai | Kaguya Wants to be Confessed To (Manga)
17 Oct 2025
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Miko calls him every time she drinks. Ishigami swore he only showed up out of responsibility between normal friends—until she starts leaving marks on him and calling it “normal,” too.
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you like scary movies? by purplehaunter
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
15 Oct 2025
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Sukuna gets surprise booty called on halloween. <3
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Quistis returns a missed call.
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- Part 6 of Drabbles
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Cingulomania: A word for the strong desire to hold someone in your arms, encompassing an intense yearning for physical closeness and emotional comfort through a loving embrace. Not a clinical diagnosis; describes a primal human longing.
Roxanne "Hollywood" Hastings is reassigned to TF 141 under odd circumstances. When Price doesn't divulge the information from the redacted mission in Mexico, Lt. Riley refuses to believe she's not a security issue, despite her being qualified for the job and cleared by Laswell.
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Noel and Liam take some much deserved time off.
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- Part 11 of ‘25 tour diaries
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Nicholas tapped back into the profile he had matched with and he couldn’t help but to let a small smile creep onto his face. “Euijoo,” he whispered.
His profile read like a small window into his life, with a mix of humor and just enough mystery: 23. Not really good at this. Likes running but only when it’s warm outside. Can’t cook, but I make a mean instant ramen. It would be nice if you could help me keep my new plant alive.
Or Nico and Euijoo match on a dating app and life just happens.
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when the wine runs out by thekatinthehat
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Diamond & Pearl & Platinum | Pokemon Diamond Pearl Platinum Versions
09 Oct 2025
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Paul wonders if this will become a habit; sitting across from Dawn in a seedy bar with flowing drinks and conversation between the two of them. Her company is warm, and he hopes his is as well.
She flashes a smile at him as she raises her drink to her lips, and Paul decides it might not be the worst thing in the world.
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Closer by UnlawfulWings
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
08 Oct 2025
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Izuku gets a drunken call from Katsuki late at night when he needs a ride home from the bar. The entire Bakusquad makes it their mission to be absolute menaces the entire ride home.
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- Part 6 of UnlawfulWings' Kinktober 2025
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Amy Larsson's career at a busy Atlanta hospital had its fair share of highs and lows, but nothing quite prepared her for the encounter with the charismatic and unpredictable Negan Smith. What starts as an unlikely connection in the chaotic hospital environment evolves into something much more complicated. Years later, their paths cross again under high-pressure circumstances, forcing them to confront their past and the undeniable tension that still lingers between them.
i dont own any of the walking dead characters - only Amy Larsson
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Stolas and Blitzø have gone their separate ways, but Stolas is finding it almost impossible to let go of the relationship that never was. It certainly doesn't help when Blitzø decides to call him in the middle of the night.
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Tsukishima, reserved and sharp-minded, would never lower himself to call his ex-boyfriend, Kuroo Tetsurou, and beg him to return. Yet after one drunken night with friends, he wakes to an unexpected message from Kuroo himself.
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Alex tries to move on in an AU where Forrest is honest about Deep Sky, stays, and dates Alex officially. Michael becomes jealous, attempts to sabotage them, and ends up drunk dialing Alex, who after a heated confrontation with the alien must make a choice.
Another Friends AU where this time, Michael is Rachel at the start of season 2 when she pretends to be “over” Ross, but is really jealous of his new girlfriend, Julie.
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- Part 5 of Friends AUs
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You make the mistake of leaving Father Shen a drunken voicemail... and he sees fit to punish you for it.
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- Part 3 of Deadly Affliction