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Works which have used it as a tag:

• Dio's Day by Freedoms_Champion for Obscure_References

  Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  01 Jun 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Dio Brando
  • Jonathan Joestar
  • This is crack
  • author has no knowledge of source material
  • I wrote this as a gift for my sister
  • Dio's poor spatial awareness will kill him
  • Hit by a car
  • Set on fire
  • falling objects
  • Torment
  • dinosaur masks
  • Tutus
  • hair abuse

  Summary

  Dio had a fabulous, diabolical plan to ruin JoJo's day.
  If only he could find JoJo.
  If only accidents would stop befalling him for FIVE MINTUES!

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,728

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  4

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  95

• Overly Complicated Ways of Motion and the Intricacies of Murder via Rube Goldberg Machine by omg_paperwork

  Fandoms: 重返未来：1999 | Reverse: 1999 (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Major Character Death
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  24 Apr 2024

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • X (Reverse: 1999)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • (he’s the kid that X canonically murdered)
  • Murder
  • Rube Goldberg machines
  • No beta we die like the oc
  • Orphanage
  • falling objects
  • Child Murder
  • as in children doing the murdering
  • and other children being murdered
  • X (Reverse: 1999) Does Not Need a Hug
  • He Needs a Jail Sentence
  • seriously how’d they drop the lore on us and then brush it off??
  • ’30s orphanage setting

  Summary

  I had a fanfic assignment for school and couldn’t stop thinking about that kid that X killed randomly at the orphanage.

  OR-

  A rainy day, a roof tile, and the tingly taste of iron.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,056

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  29

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  230