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Works which have used it as a tag:

• birthday cumshot by EvilHagFia, Honeyforskog, Ray_vnn, wolvekt for hayyes

  Fandoms: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  20 Sep 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Miranda Priestly/Original Female Character(s)
  • Miranda Priestly
  • Irv Ravitz
  • Stephen Tomlinson
  • Nate Cooper (Devil Wears Prada)
  • hayyes
  • Crack
  • author does not endorse heterosexuality
  • improper use of a spatula
  • attempt at anal
  • it is gay to touch another mans cum
  • Soulmate-Identifying Marks
  • Tattoos
  • milf miranda priestly
  • gnome irv
  • mirandy den
  • Threesome - F/M/M
  • Pining
  • Internalized Homophobia
  • some authors first language isn't english
  • Birthday Present
  • struggling to write 500 words for some of these bitches
  • first time writing hetero smut for some of these bitches
  • this is a joke
  • plz
  • #hayyesforhorses
  • #hayyesdonthateus
  • #nobetawedielikezielwithoutdiapers
  • #happybdayhayyes
  • we love you <3 even this one beta

  Summary

  Is it gay to touch another man's cum? One woman finds out.

  [BIRTHDAY GIFT FOR HAYYES, HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3]

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,105

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  9

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  287