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• Willies Are Not Antlers by huxduxtuxlux

  Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Frank of Ireland (TV), Midnight Special (2016), kylux - Fandom, Kylux Adjacent - Fandom  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  15 Oct 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Doofus (Frank of Ireland)/Paul Sevier
  • Armitage Hux/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren
  • Doofus (Frank of Ireland)
  • Frank (Frank of Ireland)
  • Paul Sevier
  • This is literally the stupidest thing I've ever written
  • Crack
  • hexes
  • Curses
  • doofus' dick falls off that's the plot
  • x-files mention
  • Huxloween 2025
  • this is why sex education is important
  • bucks shed antlers and that's a normal thing that happens
  • it does not work that way with humans
  • paranormal investigator paul sevier
  • medical talk
  • Body Horror
  • Body horror comedy i guess

  Summary

  Doofus' dick fell off seven months ago and it hasn't started to grow back yet. Concerned, he visits the doctor for answers, and discovers a hex has been placed upon him. Can a handsome paranormal researcher help him?

  Series

  • Part 5 of Huxloween 2025

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,419

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  12

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  45