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    “Did you know Barton’s here?”

    Natasha gave a short, confused shake of her head. “He is?”

    “Yeah. He is. And he decided to tell the little shit of a kid that he’s deaf.”

    Natasha’s face changed halfway through processing the sentence then narrowed. “Oh god. Does that mean—?”

    “Yes.” Tony’s voice was flat with the kind of tired that lodged in bones. “It means the kid has decided to be deaf today.”

    Or

    Peter Parker realises Clint is partially deaf and decides to prepare himself for if he ever goes deaf by removing all of his auditory input. Tony is planning Clint's death.

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    Somewhere between showing up in a rundown queens apartment and fighting his team, Tony seemed to unofficially adopt a reckless teenager. He is slightly regretting giving the kid his number.

    Or a chat fic where Peter is giving Tony multiple gray hairs, panic attacks and at least a hundred reasons to wonder how this kid survived the past 15 years of his life.

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    Five times Tony Stark fixes Peter Parker’s mistakes, and the one time he can’t.

    Edited 6/28/25 to remove psychotic ramblings. Not technically affiliated with the Chaotic Peter series but we'll see where it goes.

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    Peter has been Spider-Man for years and has faced many things in his teen years that would make people question how he hasn't gone insane yet. So it was no surprise when he got into another multiverse shenanigan.

    Peter has a long way to get back home but not without helping people first, no matter the dangers the universes that come his way.

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    Yelena Belova’s proposal to Ava Starr was perfect—romantic lights, rooftop skyline, and surprise appearances from every important person in their lives.

    Including Bob Reynolds, Yelena’s best friend, who is grumpy, anxious, deeply committed to making Yelena’s Big Gay Proposal flawless… and John Walker, Ava’s best friend, who's late and almost walked in to the proposal.

    They meet. They hate each other immediately. It’s war.

    It’s fine. It’s all totally fine.
    (Narrator's voice: it was not fine.)

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    A foreign exchange student comes to live under the roof our very own Peter and May Parker.

    As she learns how to navigate American high school and college applications, Peter learns how to deal with a planet-sized crush.

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    the avengers participate in a voting campaign and people tear them to shreds.

    Thats it thats the tweet.

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    Peter couldn’t stop coughing up dust.

    Which, honestly, was not the best thing to happen to you when you wake up in an alleyway.

    It wasn’t even, like, normal dust like that time he got buried alive under a building and he threw up dusty vomit. It was straight up gray dust that he’s like 87% sure used to be his internal organs. The whole snap and dust that Thanos had done seemed to have some real weird side effects.

    AKA

    Peter Parker in Gotham but the little shit is more focused on how he might now be immortal and how New Jersey sucks ass to remember other important details like survival skills, a living parent, or that he's half his usual height

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    or: why you shouldn’t give peter parker any coffee

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    When Peter Parker is once again down on his luck and got into a gun fight, he thought his whole empire has fallen. Instead, his blood tests get revealed to be the son of Tony Stark.

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    Spider-Man joins twitter!

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    Harley looked Tony dead in the eyes.

    “How has he survived childhood?”

    Tony laughed awkwardly (and Tony Stark never laughs awkwardly, like, ever) and stared into the empty space for a while.

    “I honestly don’t know, Harley.”

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    There was one hill that Tony Stark would die on, Peter Parker was a deceitful person. But not in the way you think, no not at all. Peter was a genuine, kind, and truly thoughtful person. He would do anything for those he cared about, even those he didn’t. But that was just the outer shell, Peter Parker was also one of the strangest people Tony had ever meet.

    OR!!

    4 times Peter was chaotic and weird and 1 time Tony met the source.

    ~~~

    Pary 9 of the army dreamers series.

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    Peter parker makes a web in the avengers living room, instincts from his spider half influencing him a bit.

    Too bad Bruce Banner is a little bit arachnophobic and that may just be because of Peter.

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    The Riddler halts. Pauses.

    “What the fuck, dude?” He finally exclaims, breaking all melodramatic pretenses and slamming his hands down on the table, “Either listen to the goddamn riddle or let me kill you so we can get this exchange over with!”

    Peter nods, “Sorry, sorry, my bad on that one. I finally remembered the word I was thinking of. Here, let’s make a deal this time - cross my heart I’ll keep it - so if I can’t solve your riddle you get to…” Peter gestures, leaving it open ended, and the Riddler seems to perk up.

    “Kill you in a blaze of glory,” he finishes, primly, and the melodrama returns as he crosses his legs and re-steeples his hands, “And if you win? I must be fair, after all.”

    “Uhh… would you mind telling me where I am?”

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    Peter's greatest enemy is time management and also maybe the hoard of superheroes that are crawling all over Gotham.

     

    (The Amazing Spider-Man version of Peter Parker - don't have to watch the movies to understand, but there are references to the films.)

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    “OMG!” Wade squealed. “My boyfriend's famous!”

    “I’m literally Spider-Man.”

    “Forget human famous, you’re spider famous! You’re like the first human spider celebrity!”

    Peter was quiet for a moment, staring at the spiders. “No, I’m not. They’re also fans of David Attenborough.”

     

    Peter and Wade are together (yay!). Wade expected there to be baggage but didn’t expect that baggage to be a mob of spiders (literally).

     

    Or five times Peter talks to spiders and Wade loses his shit, and the one time Wade talks to spiders (and loses his shit)

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    Look, Sam will admit that his reaction to the new guy was a bit over the top, but to be fair, it had been five years and change since last time he’d seen the guy in person and a lot of shit had happened since then, alright?

    Besides, you try waking up from a nightmare and walking into your kitchen at four-in-the-goddamn morning to see some guy lurking on top of the refrigerator and try not freaking out.

    The guy in question’s only reaction to the shrieking and three knives launched in his direction was to calmly balance his bowl of cereal on his knee and catch one in his left hand and two in his right. Then he opened the freezer, set them behind the popsicles in the door, shut it, and picked up his bowl to keep eating.

    “Hey, man,” The guy said, as if nothing even remotely noteworthy had just happened. “I’m Peter.”

    Sam stared at him for a long moment, then turned around and went back to bed.

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    Emily just wanted a normal evening at work. Too bad the kid that was picked up by the police at a party just seems to bring chaos. And the FBI? Meanwhile, rumor has it that the Stark’s missing son has been found.

    In this universe, Tony and Pepper were married in 2000. Their son, James Anthony Stark, was born in 2002. He was kidnapped in 2005 (later, they would discover this was arranged by Obandiah Stane). Morgan was born in 2012. Otherwise, the events of the movies occured, although, they managed to work out their differences pre-Civil War. Tony discovered thirteen-year-old Spider-Man via YouTube, was impressed by his intelligence, and quickly gave him an internship. The Stark and Parker families have grown close, leading the Starks to begin the process of formally adopting the now fifteen-year-old Peter and making him an official Stark. They have never forgotten their own lost son, though, and can't help but wonder what happened to him.

    Gifted to Beckita (VivienneBlue)

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    “Well, at least I didn’t forget about the algebra homework last week and say my dog ate it! Seriously, what a cliché excuse!”

    “That was you, dumbass.” MJ deadpanned, placing a red six in the center on top of Abe’s red four.

    “You don’t even have a dog, Peter,” Cindy said disapprovingly.

    "Wait, when did MJ get an Uno?" Flash looked up.

    Peter screamed into a nearby pillow.

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    Peter Parker plays Uno and gets kidnapped by ninjas, plus other shenanigans.

    Or: Peter Parker is a chaotic mess.

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    5
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    57
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