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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    The world's greatest scientific genius (no matter what a certain upstart fox might try to imply) will soon be no more. The health of the Eggman Empire's central figure and most crucial genius is failing, and all attempts to forestall the inevitable have so far come to nothing. Ivo Robotnik is not long for this world, and as a growing feeling of inevitability outlines what the Doctor fears most - a disappointingly anticlimactic demise - the next steward of the Eggman Empire must be chosen. The Doctor has a clear candidate in mind, but Sage's succession is hardly a smooth road to walk; on this new and frightening path in life, she will face questions, complications, conflicts, and an unexpected - and unexpectedly literal - kindred spirit.

    A story of upheaval and grief in the Eggman Empire, when the Robotnik family loses its father. Created for the Sonic The Hedgehog Big Bang 2025 collab event.

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    25 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    The Storyteller program was only active for a year. They got rid of it when all it seemed to do was throw up security errors. They didn’t realize that it worked.
    Perhaps a little too well.
    The program itself may be gone, but the network behind it isn’t. There isn’t a single thing that happened in the Pizzaplex that isn’t recorded there—concerningly, there are even things that happened nowhere near it. What is it collecting this information for? Is there someone controlling it? How do we stop it?
    Is it even able to be stopped?
    Maybe the answer lies within the stories themselves. There has to be a purpose to these logs…

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    22 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 50

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    Kris, feeling particularly bored, starts flirting with Berdly on an alt account as a joke. Now their alt account 'Risk' is in an online relationship with Berdly. How did we get here, and more importantly, how will we get out of here????

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    07 Jun 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    Iris’ life is normal. Well, normal to her, at least. She never gave much thought to the things that she never had such as a family or a guaranteed bed to sleep in every night, but that was fine! She was happy! She was on a journey to become a Dragon Master so that she could return to the Village of Dragons with her head held high and a smile on her face. Surely they would care about her then. Surely that would be enough to earn their love, right?

    Then why do Ash and Delia seem to care for her even if she isn’t a Dragon Master yet?

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    22 Nov 2023

  5. Public Bookmark 50

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    (Spoilers for the Splatoon 3 logs)

    Agent 3 had read too much of the Alternan logs. Now she was thinking about humans.

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    22 Oct 2022

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