Adventurer515
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“Right, but aren’t angels usually up in heaven?”
“Yes, usually, but I’m your guardian angel,” Lucifer says, nodding and standing, the bounds around his hands and body falling away like water. Alastor watches in awe as it happens, shoulders stiffening in slight alarm, but Lucifer simply beams and offers his hand. “Pleased to meet you.”
“Charmed,” Alastor says as he takes the offered hand, shakes it, then pointedly wipes his hand on the front of his suit, much to this angel’s consternation.
Or: Alastor attempts to murder the local coffeehouse's barista, but accidentally invites his guardian angel into his life instead.
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After finding out that the barista he almost kills is his guardian angel, Alastor does the logical thing and moves in with him.
If only Lucifer would stop asking him about redemption every year without fail.
(A companion fic to 'something in the static')
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Alastor can't stand the smell of omegas, nor the smell of alphas. Yet when he attempts to murder the local coffeehouse's barista and accidentally invites his guardian angel into his life instead, he finds he can tolerate the smell of this omega.
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After a small taste of Lucifer, Alastor spirals even deeper into insanity.
Sequel to “Snake in the Grass”.
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- Part 2 of plays cannibal by ke$ha
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“Why the fuck do you have a pink silly straw?”
Alastor is unrepentant as he says, “It matches your vest.”
“That’s not what I meant! Why the straw?!”
“Oh! That’s even easier to explain! Lessens the mess. Rosie suggested it.”
“I’m not a juice box!”
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- Part 3 of plays cannibal by ke$ha
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All Started with a Cup of Coffee (I Swear) by Adventurer515
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
21 Sep 2024
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A collection of fanfiction based around my Guardian Angel-Barista-Roommate AU:
Main Storyline:
1. something in the static
2. indulge me
3. sequel moment (tba)AU Storylines:
1. malus sekai-ichi (abo, explicit)- Words:
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plays cannibal by ke$ha by Adventurer515
Fandom: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
19 Feb 2024
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Coffee is Not a Nonessential by Adventurer515
Fandom: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
12 May 2020
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The Brightest Constellations of Our Souls by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Sep 2023
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Harry doesn’t know how to cope after the War. The only things that make him feel even remotely normal again are taking risks while flying and fighting with Malfoy. It’s not likely to end well.
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Draco becomes obsessed with ‘Wonderwall’, reads Muggle books, and drives a campervan, while Harry slowly falls in love with Draco. A story about travelling around the British Isles in the late 90s while healing deep scars.
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- 256,402
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- 21/21
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Bookmarked by Adventurer515
24 Jul 2024
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"You're dead, Potter... I'm going to make you pay..."
Draco swore his revenge on Harry for Lucius's imprisonment, and Harry all but laughed at him. But Draco is planning more than schoolyard pranks this time. The old rivalry turns deadly when Draco abducts Harry for Voldemort. It's the perfect plan, guaranteeing revenge, power, and prestige, all in one blow. But when Draco's world turns upside down, the fight to save himself and Harry begins, and the battle will take them both through hell and back. If they come back.
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- 20/20
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23 Nov 2023
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Don't Read This by paroledog
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
22 Feb 2021
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Peter Parker happens upon the strange and disturbing world of Spider-Man Real Person Fiction. He sends a snippet of one such story to Deadpool, thinking they’ll both have a laugh over the weird shit fans get their rocks off to.
Little does he know that XxMrsReynolds69420xX, the undisputed, highly prolific Queen of Spider-Man RPF™, is someone he’s already familiar with.
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- English
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- 10/10
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06 Aug 2023
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Whether By Accident Or By Design by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
28 Feb 2021
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Peter is about to graduate college and become an officially licensed Pro Hero. Too bad he’s already burnt out. Years of operating as an illegal vigilante with a supposedly subpar Quirk will do that to you. But just as he’s about to quit altogether, he meets actual Pro Hero Deadpool, a reformed villain who works hard to make sure others don’t follow in his footsteps. The thing is? Wade’s just as jaded as he is, and he has completely given up on making things better.
As their relationship deepens, Peter realizes he is not quite ready to give up on being a Pro Hero, a resolve that is tested when a new Pro Hero agency comes to town and takes over. The so-called “Guard” is a group of four eight-foot men with eerily similar Quirks—and they have no intention of making nice with New York City’s friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
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- English
- Words:
- 189,415
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by Adventurer515
20 Jul 2023
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Behind Closed Doors by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
24 Feb 2020
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When the Benefactor arranges a successful hit against a cop in a Spider-Man suit, Peter Parker has one shot to go undercover, infiltrate the criminal's operations, and shut them down for good. But, to do that, he needs to let everyone in his life think he's really dead.
Even Wade.
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- Part 2 of Perfect Enough
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 141,538
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Bookmarked by Adventurer515
18 Jul 2023