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    Hermione can't help that the object of her obsession is married, although, maybe she can.

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    Whispers ripple through the wizarding world; Muggles attacked, witches and wizards vanishing without a trace. For war survivors like Hermione Granger, the signs are too familiar. Having accomplished all she set out to do at the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures, she’s ready for a change.

    Instead, when she steps through the corridors of the Ministry hoping for a transfer, she’s sent far from London, deep into the shadowed forests of Eastern Europe, under the guise of protection from a rising dark power.

    There, among the birch and the Bohr, old magic and older grudges, she finds herself crossing paths with someone she never expected and confronting the possibility that history doesn’t just repeat itself… it evolves.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    Hermione Granger wasn’t planning to offer to deflower her colleague and friend, Draco Malfoy. Nor did she expect him to accept the odd proposal.

    Now, they're drafting sex agendas, negotiating terms and limits, and scheduling orgasms like it's one of their curse-breaking Ministry projects. It's strictly professional (of course), except Draco is painfully hot in that nerdy way, tragically inexperienced, and has these eyeglasses that should be illegal.

    Seven days. One thirty-year-old virgin. Zero chance of staying just friends.

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    19 Oct 2025

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    In which Draco has a rip roaring crush on Hermione for the first four years of school. Then Fifth year arrives and it seems she might return his affections.

    So what does he do? Naturally, he lures her (in a romantic way of course) into an alcove, magically glues her in place and kisses her until she's dizzy.

    This is their love story. It's full of magic, humour and growing together. Of adventures, mischief and silliness around Hogwarts, cosy and tucked away from the rest of the world. This story is all their little moments; falling in love, falling apart, broken through the war and back again for Eighth year, and everything else In Between.
    Featuring: a smart, ultra competent Hermione Granger who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go after it,

    Soft, cinnamon roll Draco Malfoy who's completely head over heels for Hermione and is prepared to break all sorts of rules to spend time with his witch

    Ultimate wingman Blaise Zabini. He's also a mother hen

    Theo Nott making bets and badges. He's here for the chaos

    Oblivious Potter (but he has suspicions)

    Tiny bit of Ron Weasley bashing but also Ron Weasley redemption (and I redeem him so good!)

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    19 Oct 2025

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    “Now would be an excellent time to exercise your comprehension skills, Draco. Do you understand what your mother and I are telling you?” It was a direct question from his father.

    Draco leaned back in his armchair as he drummed his fingers on each of the armrests. “There is going to be another war. I, alongside my foil or my enemy, will fall in love. Unfortunately, our romance will be short-lived because we are fated to duel to the death. Whichever of us survives will turn the war in their favour. Did I hit all the high points, Father?”

    “We will do everything to ensure that it is you who survives. You will live, and you will help us win whatever war lurks on the horizon.”

    “Have we determined the identity of my foil?” Draco asked in a clipped tone.

    “Yes.”

    Draco was quickly growing bored of tediously extracting information from his parents. He raised a brow and asked, “Pray tell, who has the honours of falling in love with me just so I can murder them?”

    “Hermione. Hermione Granger.”

    I'm fucked, Draco thought.

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