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James Potter survives the night Voldemort came to Godric's Hollow. Mourning over Lily's death, James raises Harry to be the best he can be, setting goals that Harry must meet. At 13, Harry Potter starts to stray from his father's goals as he struggles with his sexuality. How will his father react to the news his own son is gay? Will it bring them closer or tear them apart? And will it bring back feelings locked inside long ago? DM/HP BZ/RW SB/RL OW/GW
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Of Roses and Dragonfire by xErised for Elle Gray (Elle_Gray)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Dec 2018
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Years after That Kiss, Potter (and his new pet snake) appears again, this time as Hogwarts's Quidditch and Muggle Games instructor (what are Muggle Games anyway? Is this why Potter is swimming in the Great Lake wearing such a tiny pair of pants?), disrupting Draco's peaceful life as Defence Against the Dark Arts professor. It's bad enough dealing with one exuberant Gryffindor (Charlie Weasley as Care of Magical Creatures professor) on the faculty, and what's all the gossip about Potter courting Draco?
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When Ron gets asked out by Blaise Zabini, of all people, he says no. And then he says yes. It becomes a pattern.
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Theo’s request for assistance with a cursed heirloom bounces from the Cursed Artefacts Office to Magical Law Enforcement.
Because the Ministry employs exactly one Auror fluent in Parseltongue.
And now Harry Potter is standing in Theo’s study, speaking harsh sounds at a jewelry box encrusted with emerald serpents.
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When Harry returns to Hogwarts to complete his final year of schooling, he does so with an unexpected new friend at his side - Draco Malfoy. An accident in potions leaves both boys in an unusual position, which leads to a friendly wager. The wager leads to revelations, realizations, and - in time - a happy resolution that no one was expecting. Well, almost no one...
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Creator's Note: Because of a (mostly amusing) bitchy-ass bookmark-comment ((and yeah; I read those)) about this fic, allow me to explain something the person in question would've known if they'd bothered to read the Author's Note at the start of the fic. THIS STORY IS MEANT TO BE FUNNY. It was designed as crack!fic. As anyone who's read my other shit can attest, I don't normally do cliches on this level. But it was literally written for the H/D Cliche Fest on LJ (prompt #6 from that year), and jammed with as many cliches as possible. So if you're taking this seriously...I dunno, maybe don't? Cause it's meant to be funny and outrageous and ridiculous. It contradicts itself repeatedly. There are plotholes I could climb through. And hey; that's all part of the fun. ❤️
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