Be_They_Do_Crime
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Red vs Blue but we spice it up with homosexuality by Be_They_Do_Crime for BDawg_TheSwaggiest
Fandoms: 9-1-1: Lone Star (TV 2020)
22 Dec 2023
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Alternate version of the episode Red vs Blue where TK and Carlos haven't met yet
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visit yes yes by Be_They_Do_Crime for BDawg_TheSwaggiest
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
13 Dec 2022
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Will visits Nico. You know the drill.
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While investigating the homicide of a John Doe who he suspects might've been murdered while working the streets as a prostitute, Detective Erik Lehnsherr finds an unexpected ally in a hooker named Charles who seems as determined as he to solve the case. As they become more deeply involved both with the case and each other, there's just one thing that Charles neglects to mention -- that he's really an investigative journalist, one quickly convinced that what they're dealing with is more than simple murder. cop!Erik, fake-hooker-slash-reporter!Charles, Modern AU.
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09 Oct 2025
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the cost of being a good dad by Mawiiish
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
12 Mar 2023
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Dick, Jason, Tim and Damian are all tired of watching Bruce struggle with the stress of trying to handle the newly formed Justice League. He needs an outlet, he needs to relax, he needs to get out of the house, he needs... he needs to start dating. And what he doesn't know won't hurt him, right?
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“Excuse me, I don’t know who you think I am, but I think there’s been a mistake.”
“Bruce, right?” the guy says, albeit less confidently this time. He looks slightly concerned and if Bruce is not mistaken… a tad embarrassed. “Bruce Wayne? You look just like your pictures.”
“My pictures?” Something finally clicks in Bruce’s mind, and he takes a small step back and plasters a smile on his face as to not rouse suspicion. Stalker. “Ah, of course, I’m sorry but I’m late for an appointment.”Series
- Part 1 of the cost of being a good dad
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09 Oct 2025
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Richie Tozier meets a cute firecracker of a guy when he accidentally sets off the fire alarm in his apartment.
It's just too bad that said guy has got a boyfriend - doesn't he?
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09 Oct 2025
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Eddie Kaspbrak has been single by choice for two years when his best friend, Bill, forces him to download Tinder. Eddie agrees only to appease Bill; it's not like he's going to find anyone on there worth his time, and he's very prepared to swipe left on everyone he comes across.
Richie Tozier, 23 exists only to ruin this plan of Eddie's.
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09 Oct 2025
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Neil is on a plane going far and away from his murderous father. He is on a plane with two rival sports teams. The plane is going down.
Neil is stuck on an island. He is stuck on an island with two rival sports teams, and at least one of those teams is going full Lord of the Flies.
Neil is fine being stranded on an island. At least he's away from his father. But how do any of these people know how to survive on a deserted island?
Oh my god, none of these people know how to survive on a deserted island.
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09 Oct 2025