16 Works by Bettername in Homestuck
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Sollux and Equius realize that they might want to be more than just collaborators on a sentry robot program.
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Bro plays an April Fool's Day prank on The Signless. The Signless enlists his moirails to help him carry out his revenge and it is magnificent.
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“Hello Mr. Strider I am calling on behalf of HS Adult Video Corporation. As you may know HS is celebrating its thirtieth anniversary this year and is commemorating the occasion with a special series of films whose actors and scenarios will be chosen by the fans themselves. We are contacting you to see if you would consider participating in this event.”
His legion of fans have paired him with Kurloz Makara a.k.a. The Grand Highblood, former faux-snuff film star and founding member of the horrorcore rap group The Subjugglators.
The fans in their infinite wisdom have also voted on the scenario and they want a touch of domestic fluff with their smut.
Being a legendary porn star is hard and Bro Strider understands that all too well.
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All you want to do is go to sleep and not hear him pant and moan, or wake up and not find him in naked in your apartment or at your college.
Your name is John Egbert and you've got a problem. You overheard Equius Zahhak having sex and now you can't get him out of your head.
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The Signless went from an unknown mutant to a martyr to a messiah to a twenty year old pre-law college student. Starting a movement that would alter Alternian history forever is easy, resisting the constant urge to kill Kankri is hard, and figuring out relationships is a task of Sisyphean proportions.
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Your Body and You: A Journey of Self Discovery by Bettername for stalkerkun.tumblr.com
Fandoms: Homestuck
12 Nov 2013
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Sollux sends Karkat a link to a sex ed. video to prove a point. Karkat grudgingly watches the video and gets a how to lesson from the pail inducement video star Strydr on masturbation.
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- Part 2 of Strydr: Pail Inducement Video Star
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Dirrck gets sent a link to "Part Eight of Proper Helmsman Maintenance: Genetic Material Collection", an instructional video which may or may not star his ancestor and the legendary Psiioniic.
He watches the video.
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- Part 1 of Strydr: Pail Inducement Video Star
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Your name is Bro Strider and you have been trapped in a memory of your apartment ever since you met your sticky end at the hand of Bec Noir. So when you get the chance to explore a newly arrived desert you jump at it. And when you meet the troll version of Attila the Hun you invite him over of course.
Welcome to the afterlife where nothing makes sense and the points don’t matter.
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Equius grew tired of the solitude of his workshop and decided to venture out to the castle that appeared in his bubble in search of the company of another. What he found was far from what he could have ever expected.
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Two people alone in a city, unrequited love, and a night that would change both of their lives.
She was only a few feet away, closer than he had ever been, closer than he had ever dared to dream about. Her eyes’ were brown and they were beautiful.
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The Fanfiction in Which Dualscar Berates His Tool of a Pre-Scratch Iteration and Cronus is Left Speechless by Bettername
Fandoms: Homestuck
28 Sep 2012
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Dualscar finds out that his pre-scratch self does not live up to his high exacting standards and proceeds to rip him a new nook in the most eloquent way possible.
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All Dualscar has to do is tell the Grand Highblood a good joke and he will spare his life. Dualscar picks a classic. The Grand Highblood doesn't take it so well.
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- Part 3 of A Series of Unfortunate Comedic Choices
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Davesprite is a sexually frustrated hormonal sprite. Unfortunately for him his options on board the ship are not looking good. However, all it takes to change his luck is one dream bubble with an inhabitant who might be just as kinky as himself.
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Kankri and The Sufferer engage in a heated conversation about their differing philosophies, which leads to The Sufferer making a house call.
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The Grand Highblood orders Dualscar to tell him a joke as payment for wasting his time. Dualscar tells him a joke. It doesn't end well.
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- Part 2 of A Series of Unfortunate Comedic Choices
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The Grand Highblood is having a shitty day. Dualscar attempts to cheer him up with a joke.
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- Part 1 of A Series of Unfortunate Comedic Choices