Call_ur_Lies



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    Bella Swan never came to Forks. Amara did. She knows Edward is keeping secrets, but she is too. Is Edward everything she fears. Is he really a vampire? Is he really a controlling jerk? Whatever he is, she wants him around. Must be a Madness of the Heart.

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    Harry loses almost everyone he loves and discovers he is unable to follow them into the after life.

    He gets bored of moping in Grimmauld place so moves to the US, much to the thrill of MAUSA (who Harry firmly ignores). He settles in Forks, a quiet town that should give him the dull life he desires, though a Nicotine fuelled, long haired, leather wearing teen with a couldn’t care less attitude was bound to stick out a little.

    What Harry didn’t expect was a coven of 7 bunny sucking vampires, a pack of wolf shifters and an annoying little muggle who couldn’t keep her big nose out of other peoples business. To make matters worse one of the Bunny munchers is under the impression that Harry is their destined soulmate and keeps trying to talk to him (Merlin forbid).

    Rating and tags might change, who knows lmao
    (this started out as shits and giggles and escalated from there)

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    Briar Baggins was a disappointment to those in the Shire who once expected that she would become someone exceptional. She was difficult to coax from her study, often withdrawing into books about lands far beyond their green, rolling hills.

    It came as a surprise when Briar accepted an invitation from her cousin to visit Bucklebury, and returned some time later with a baby in her arms. A baby that malicious gossips insisted had been seen wearing tiny socks, of all things!

    No doubt things would settle down again after that bit of excitement.

    A proper gentlehobbit would not chase after adventure well into her middle age, after all.

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    28 Jun 2025

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    When he arrives at Hogwarts, Harry Potter is not at all the boy everyone wants him to be. Harry does not speak, he does not make eye contact, he does not cast spells, he makes no magic at all. Not until he explodes in a hurricane of Dark magic, nearly leveling the entire Forbidden Forest with his uncontrollable fury.

    Dumbledore and the professors of Hogwarts are horrified.

    As the parasitic magic continues to consume the shy and skittish Boy Who Lived, it becomes up to his reluctant Head of House, Severus Snape, to determine exactly what’s wrong with the boy he loathes so very much — before it is too late.

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    Spring, the time of year when all of the DILFs are out, ripe and ready for the taking...

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    07 Jun 2025