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Something Witty Times Two by fallingivy
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
25 Jun 2025
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The life and times of Wade and Maria as Wade becomes the Dadpool he is destined to be. The new and improved sequel. With more references, bad puns, and worse jokes. Twice the fun for half the cost. Buy now and we'll throw in a sham wow!
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- Part 2 of Something witty
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Bella Swan never came to Forks. Amara did. She knows Edward is keeping secrets, but she is too. Is Edward everything she fears. Is he really a vampire? Is he really a controlling jerk? Whatever he is, she wants him around. Must be a Madness of the Heart.
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She met and lost her soulmate 5 years ago. Now, they are both alive and safe. But he probably doesn't remember her. He's still healing, anyway. So she writes letter to him that she will never send. Her words are not enough.
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This is the original sequel, which I have decided to rework. I will keep it here for anyone who wants to read it again.
Summary: Wade and Maria have finally done the do. What happens now is not suitable for an afterschool special, but is definitely more fun. Expect more bad puns, bad jokes, and boxes that try to take over the conversation.
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- Part 3 of Something witty
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Death is just the beginning, especially when Death is involved. Follow our plucky OC as she and her thought boxes meet Deadpool and his thought boxes. Satisfaction Guaranteed: If you are satisfied by bad puns, bad dirty jokes, and bad 90's references.
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- Part 1 of Something witty
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Something witty by fallingivy
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
25 Jun 2025
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Not that big a distance really by flukedoctor
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
23 Nov 2018
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Bookmarked by fallingivy
02 Jun 2025
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dance with a ghost by crinklefries for odetteandodile
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Jan 2019
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“Captain America is haunting me,” Bucky says over a bowl of ramen.
His pronouncement is met with a round of silence.
“Captain America,” Natasha says. “As in--”
“The first Avenger,” Bucky confirms. “Supersoldier and hero of World War II. The fabric of the American conscience.”
“But he’s--dead,” Sam says. His look of perplexed concern, ever perplexed and ever concerned, only increases. “You’re aware of that, right?”
“I know,” Bucky says. “That’s why I said he’s haunting me.”
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05 May 2025
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family means no one gets left behind or forgotten by cosmicocean
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
20 May 2016
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“Why did you think I wouldn’t like you for being gay?” Steve asks gently.
“You’re Captain America.” Eli’s got his teeth clenched and is resolutely looking ahead. “You stand for truth and justice and the American way. You stand for American morals. You stand for…” he shrugs awkwardly. “Not people like me.”
Steve blows the air out of his cheeks slowly, trying to figure out how to keep the anger out of his voice so Eli doesn’t think it’s at him.
Or, Steve comes to terms with his new world, and gains some children in the process.
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- Part 1 of we are finally home
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06 Apr 2025
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Werewolves in the Workplace by leveragehunters (Monkeygreen)
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies)
01 May 2023
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SHIELD was the only intelligence agency that assigned werewolf and vampire agents to work together in the field, but the program had been a staggering success. They compensated each other’s weaknesses, complemented each other’s strengths, and a werewolf could feed a vampire and shake off the effects faster than ordering a pizza.
Bucky knew all that. What he didn't know was why this particular vampire, one Agent Steve Rogers, was holding out a protein bar. They were perched in the rafters of a warehouse, waiting for not-overly punctual arms dealers to show up and deal arms, had been stuck up here for a couple of hours, but none of that explained vampires suddenly offering snacks.
In his near decade as a werewolf in SHIELD, Bucky had worked with a lot of vampires, and they all tended to be pretty much the same. Steve Rogers was different, didn't fit the vampire mould, and Bucky couldn't quite figure out why.
Not that it really mattered. Steve was just someone he was occasionally paired with on SHIELD assignments. It wasn't like he was going to have any effect on Bucky's life.
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Bookmarked by fallingivy
22 Jan 2025
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“Honey,” Wade calls over his shoulder without taking his eyes off their visitor. “Why is there a teenage mutant in our breakfast nook? Not that I’m not happy to see you,” he says to Negasonic, who raises her eyebrows owlishly.
Vanessa comes out of the bedroom and hooks her chin over Wade’s shoulder.
“Do you think she heard me getting my spanking?” he whispers. “Because that was *private* noise.”
“I don’t know,” Vanessa says. “But she looks like she needs some coffee and pancakes, don’t you think?”
Negasonic grins. It’s scary as fuck.- Language:
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Bookmarked by fallingivy
14 Oct 2024