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    Purchased as the first concubine of Lucifer's house, Alastor has bucked his captivity at every turn. The king irritates him on a daily basis and he punishes him with whatever acts of petty malice he can get away with. He has made it a personal mission to gleefully infuriate his master with alarming frequency. No matter how they vex each other, both men are inexorably drawn to one another in an endless cycle of fascination and fury.

    When a new development threatens to bring an end to their comfortable symmetry of antagonism and consign Alastor to the shadows, will they endure the tides of change?

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    04 Jul 2025

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    Jealous Kafka is rare.
    Horny Soshiro is constant.
    A late-night snack run spirals into barely held-together control, car sex, and maybe a baby.
    So much for a relaxing day off.

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    27 Jun 2025

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    Connor, traumatized and deviant from his brutal testing, escapes CyberLife by masquerading as a CX100 household android. Meanwhile, a well-meaning relative thinks Hank could use a little help with his day-to-day life as a single parent.

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    11 Jun 2025

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    Obito stood over him, silent, his lone red eye burning with an intensity that Kakashi couldn’t quite read. The ground beneath Obito’s feet was cracked from the force of the battle they had just fought, but the world around them remained eerily still. Kakashi could barely lift his head, but he could see enough to know this was it.

    (It should have been)

    Kakashi tried to lift his head, the question on his lips barely audible. “Obito—”

    But Obito’s eye had already started glowing, the familiar, spiraling pattern of his power activating. The air around them rippled, space warping and twisting. Kakashi could feel the pull of the technique, but it felt different this time, deeper, more forceful. His heart pounded in his chest.

    (Obito should have killed him)

    The world around him tore open, the swirling void enveloping him completely. He was falling—through time, through space—ripped away from the battlefield, away from the destruction about to unfold.

    (He didn't)

    Alternately: Kakashi ends up stuck in the Witcher world and misunderstandings are created.

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    11 Jun 2025

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    If not for the wolf, Kakashi would not have so much as flicked a lash. Rebirth, summoning or punishment, whatever brought him here, it’s got nothing at all to do with teenagers in general or this one in particular. The wolf, however, is a Goddamn delight.

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    11 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch 31