CantThinkOfAJoke
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In Good Paws by artificiallifecreator, njw, Rider_of_Spades, strawberryjei, vellcolabs (vellaphoria) for bewaretheboojum
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics)
13 Mar 2020
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“This was a great idea,” Tim mutters, relaxing into the hot bath with a soft sigh. His cuts aren’t stinging anymore and the water feels heavenly. He blinks, eyelids getting heavy, then spots the beer again. The amber bottle is beaded with condensation, and it looks invitingly cool.
There’s a soft sound outside the bathroom window, followed by the unmistakable hum of Krypto’s heat vision and a short scream. Ah, ninja. The sounds of battle and mayhem continue unabated as he eyes the bottle again.
What can it hurt? He reaches out and wraps his hand around the pleasantly cold bottle before bringing it to his lips. It’s bitter, biting and bubbly and cold enough to wake him up a little.
The popping sound of gunfire nearby cuts off almost as soon as it begins, followed by silence and then more screaming and curses. He thinks he hears a faint, distant, “Oy, my soddin’ nose—!” but can’t be sure. Tim tilts his head, weighing his options, then shrugs. Eh, he’s sure Krypto has the situation well in paw. He loves playing fetch with ninjas.
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21 May 2025
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Love. Hearts. All good things in life. Bestest boys I love them.
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talk your talk and go viral (i just need this love spiral) by wrongcaitlyn
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
31 Dec 2023
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“Keep telling yourself that,” Will says quietly, because even though the door is closed, speaking any louder would seem wrong. “You’re too harsh on yourself. If you wrote songs or something, you’d easily get on the Billboard Hot 100. Dad would help you. I would, too.”
“Promote it to your seven followers?”
“Yes!”
Nico laughs, and then Will is joining him, and they’re closer than before, but it’s nothing unusual. It’s been this way since before stupid feelings and stupid crushes, and Nico would be damned if he let it change just because of that.
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a celebrity au ft. childhood friends to lovers, a bit of trauma, and a famous friend group (plus leo).
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- Part 1 of dear reader
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28 Oct 2023
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Completed!
Damn I need to go back and finish this. -
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Naruto hadn't renounced to his future and his friends to save the world, not even to save a few lives. His decision had been purely selfish. It had been an opportunity to start anew and to break away from everybody's expectations.
He wanted to create his own path, very different from the one that Kurama had shown him– married to a girl he didn’t love and trapped with a job he hated–, and to give Sasuke a true chance at happiness. The first step was to leave Konoha right before the Chuunin exams. Now Sasuke and he must find out Itachi's whereabouts and together, the three of them, embrace a new path full of danger, emotions, recriminations and love.
But where will this new road lead them?
**Updated after a 2 years hiatus**
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23 Mar 2024
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11/34?36? idk
anyway, good book. I'll finish when I have the brain space for emotions. -
Simply Superstitious by CryCaladrius
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
20 Jul 2025
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Izuku Midoriya’s father is a Hou-ou — a Japanese phoenix.
For some reason, this means yokai have a standing invitation to pester Izuku with their existence. Birds assemble choirs for his birthday. If there’s no cedar leaf under the welcome mat, the amazake babaa that lives two apartments over will be knocking on their door by evening. His yokai-purifying excursions get mistaken for vigilantism far too often.
(What’s going on with All Might? Is Principle Nedzu a yokai? Tokoyami, could you please get Dark Shadow to stop calling me ‘my Lord’?)
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The Villains of Olympus by Magical_Devil_Alex
Fandoms: The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, rick riordan - Fandom
15 Jul 2023
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Villains of all kinds were imprisoned at Olympus Penitentiary For Demigods, ranging from small time offenders to terrorists of the world. While Olympus's main goal is to make sure that these individuals are kept safely away from the rest of society, it is also meant to be a place of rehabilitation, where these wayward souls could potentially find some semblance of stability in a world that often discarded them entirely.
Will Solace, a doctor at Olympus, believes that anyone can find rehabilitation with the right treatment. This even includes the seven most dangerous villains the world has ever known, all of who happen to be under his care.
Will plans on doing everything he can to help these villains find themselves, and he thinks he has just the solution: group therapy.
AKA, I read something, saw some art, and this happened.
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Bookmarked by CantThinkOfAJoke
23 Oct 2023
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Completed for now. Might be some bonus chapters later on. Still a good book regardless
8/8