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19 Nov 2024
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The whole series is so cute and dhwhsjdk
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“This day has been so much shit that I don’t even care anymore. Clearly I’m going to die alone in my empty apartment and no one will find my body for, like, ten years. Least I can do is die with something totally worth money to leave my family.”
“I’m not that famous.”
“Obviously, since I don’t know who the fuck you are.”Series
- Part 1 of Roller Coaster Romance
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19 Nov 2024
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In which Nate struggles with drunk texting, the Wingman Code, a reluctant attraction to awful mustaches, Canadian real estate, best friends that make terrible life choices, the definitive ranking of weird ice cream flavors, tailor-made shirts, the La Croix of weed smells, and being in love with Sidney Crosby.
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- Part 1 of cross-sectional anatomy
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Geno lifted the strap of Sid’s duffel from his shoulder. “I don’t think you can fly.”
Sid had been trying not to think about that. “It’s fine. I’m just. I’ll tell the flight attendant I’m not feeling well.”
Geno made an impatient noise. “Get in, it’s too cold.” He reached into Sid’s coat pocket and fished out his keys and jingled them in Sid’s face. “You let me drive. We go to Canada.”
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22 Oct 2024
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A familiar car pulls up, parking right at the edge of the driveway behind the others. The door opens and shuts. The sound of the water on the tin roof of the cabin is deafening. Once again, Jonny’s feet are cemented into the mud, one moment stretching into a lifetime when Patrick smiles at him, nobody else out here in the pine and the wind and the dark weather. And Jonny is sold on staying, just like that. Would take the twisted blade in his chest a million times over, just for him.
“What the fuck are you standing in the rain for, dipshit?” Patrick shouts.
Jonny mirrors that contagious smile.
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15 Oct 2024
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14 Sep 2024
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Jonny doesn't lose at gay chicken.
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- Part 1 of Helping Handies
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14 Sep 2024
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“You need to stop going for the whole older sex bomb thing,” Jonny tells him at a bar in Montreal. “Try the girl next door.”
Patrick takes a deep swig of his beer. “You make it sound like I’m going for cougars!”
Jonny laughs. “I know you’re not. You had your little moment with Taylor Swift.”
It's perfectly normal to be competitive with Jonny over their sex lives. Even if Jonny somehow always ends up winning.
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05 Aug 2024
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Sid’s favourite colour is red because he is a Canadian and he loves his country.
Sid’s least favourite colour is blue because every time the Pens wear the blue throwback jerseys, Sid winds up with a concussion.
So you can imagine Sid’s reaction when he finds out the Pittsburgh Penguins will be wearing their blue jerseys for the 2017 Stadium Series. Joy.
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The story where Tyler Seguin, Jonathan Toews and Claude Giroux do whatever it takes to keep Sid from getting another concussion.
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01 Aug 2024
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When Sid chased the puck into the corner, he anticipated the hit. What he didn’t anticipate was how hard it would be. Next thing he knows, he's staring back at his own body and when he looks down, he sees orange.
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31 Jul 2024
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Marry Me A Little by bessyboo, thisissirius
Fandoms: Hockey RPF, Chicago Blackhawks - Fandom
11 Apr 2013
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When NHL star Patrick Kane's off-ice antics finally get him into trouble for the last time, captain and best friend Jonathan Toews has one final trump card to keep him from being traded: marriage...to each other. But between being the first openly gay hockey players, facing down a lockout, and the fact that Patrick has been in love with Jonny for years, will these two ever be able to work past their miscommunication to realize that their marriage may not be as much of a sham as they think it is?
Written for the Harlequin Big Bang 2013.
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- Part 1 of Married Verse
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28 Jul 2024
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For the longest time this fic was unofficially titled 'Kaner's not a hooker but Tazer probably wants him to be', and I really can't think of a better way to summarise it than that. Many words of Tazer fantasising, pining, jerking off, and paying for sex, because that's apparently how he rolls.
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26 Jul 2024
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24 Jul 2024
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Patrick puts his head in his hands. “How could this get any worse?”
“Wait, it’s not like, a big deal is it?” Duncs asks, looking at him and Jonny in turn. “The way you and Jonny are weird about each other? She’s gotta have made her peace with it ages ago.”
A college AU.
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24 Jul 2024
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22 Jul 2024
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He’s always gotten his kicks giving Jonny shit, but never like this. He feels like the first person to combine ice cream and soda—A) in that he has combined two amazing things to make a more amazing thing, and B) in that Jonny is not having it.
Patrick and Jonny haven't been close friends in six years. Nothing a little friendly competition can't fix.
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- Part 1 of Royal Blue
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20 Jul 2024
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Jonny’s prostate is a gift from the gods. Patrick’s patience, also.
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Bookmarked by Cirrocumulusfloccus
09 Jul 2024
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Jonathan Toews is the billet brother Patrick never had. Or wanted.
(A Sentinel AU in which the most far-fetched thing is Jonathan Toews going 24th in the draft.)
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06 Jul 2024
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“It’s your job to be awesome!” Jonny shoots back. “Fuck, you’re shameless.”
Patrick chuckles, delighted. “I’ll certainly fuck you shameless.”
Patrick has gotten used to getting it exactly the way he wants, when he wants. Jonny's got something to say about that.
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30 Jun 2024