Coastali
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Cookies go to coffee shop! Shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 2 of Lemon’s Superhero AU - CRK
- Part 2 of Lemon’s CRK Oneshots
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Silent Salt has yearned. His only love- his life- his dreams- all have been denied to him.
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Ha.
…What’s the point of holding onto something long gone?
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- Part 1 of Lemon’s CRK Oneshots
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Pure Vanilla was a doctor, with a small family consisting of his loving husband Shadow Milk, and their two adopted children. However, his peaceful modern life is turned upside down when he ends up swapping places with a cookie version of himself- of all things!
Shadow Milk struggles with his husband-turned-cookie who seems to be terrified of him.
Pure Vanilla wakes up surrounded by cookies- ones that look exactly like his friends!
Both sides struggle as they try to figure out how to get back home.
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Blue Jay (aka Shadow Milk) is 100% an evil Villain and is 1000% not falling for his arch-nemesis Truthful Orchid.
Truthful Orchid (aka Pure Vanilla) is trying to be the best hero he can be- and trying to not let his crush on the cities most notorious villain get in the way.
Pure Vanilla gets a roommate, Shadow Milk. It’s getting increasingly harder for the two of them to keep their identities hidden.
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- Part 1 of Lemon’s Superhero AU - CRK
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The Seeker of Truth and The Fount of Knowledge were dead.
A noble sacrifice, to prevent the corruption of their comrades, The Virtues and The Heroes. Remembered by many as they mourned the loss over the decades.
Scars heal, slowly.That is until old wounds are torn open once again as two mysterious cookies, Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk show up out of nowhere, both holding an uncanny likeness towards the Truthful Two.
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Shadow Milk cookie doesn’t feel like himself when he wakes up in a new world. In fact, he feels like…he’s free. A new life, a new start. As Pure Vanilla searches for a way to leave this unfamiliar world, Shadow Milk begins to embrace it.
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When a powerful mass of magic is unleashed from the remnants of the Souljam of Knowledge, two cookies are sent to a world where their fates were bound in more ways than one. Forced to share the same souljam, powers and pain, the two begin to gradually change and grow, for better…or worse.
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Be the Death of Me by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
17 Dec 2024
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The insurmountable sound of the roof caving in, the support beams failing, and the marble decorations shattering around him seemed to stop all at once. There was nothing but silence. Cold, abrupt, threatening silence.
As quickly as it had begun, the disaster simply ceased.
“Woah,” an unknown voice chimed, echoing through the rubble. A man smiled down at him, his expression bordering somewhere between surprised and amused. “You’ve caused quite a bit of chaos here, haven’t you?”
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After accidentally wreaking havoc inside a temple in the woods, Grian finds himself indebted to a god he doesn't know, as well as a strange man who calls himself the temple's priest.
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- Part 1 of Until the End
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
10 Sep 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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Bookmarked by Coastali
28 Sep 2025
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Vanilla had his grievances with the idol that his kid listened to. But he also did want to discourage them from indulging in the stuff they like, it didn’t work when he tried to anyway. So upon Crepe finding out that there was going to be a fan meetup in their area, they practically begged their dad to go for them, since they had school. Vanilla wasn’t expecting to be accidentally flirted with by an admittedly cute guy.
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Bookmarked by Coastali
18 Sep 2025
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In which Shadow Milk Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie are both lost, and then found, and in saving themselves, save each other.
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Pure Vanilla travels to a long forsaken past and the Fount of Knowledge has to deal with the consequences.
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- Part 1 of These Three Remain
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Bookmarked by Coastali
18 Sep 2025
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A tyger and a lamb- fated to kill each other, never to coexist in peace. The lamb wants to know the tyger beyond his sinister guise, and the tyger wants nobody to see him for what he is.
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It was when Shadow Milk was caged for the third time, he realized it. That he was going to die here.
“What is a beast?” came the voice from the dark.
He winced. “Beast is a synonym for monster.”
“And what are you?”
“A monster.”