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Why's it Gotta be a Papercut? by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter goes to the DADA on the Full-moon, forgetting Remus was out that day. Remus made a mistake, and Harry gets a papercut. Werewolf shenanigans ensue.
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Ouroboros by cabbagechampagne, Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jun 2022
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Ouroboros: a circular symbol of a snake eating its own tail. Used to signify cycles of destruction and rebirth.
Izuku Midoriya is not a lucky person. Ostracized by society, called useless and worthless, he tries and tries.
At age 11, this trying results in his bullies concussing and damaging him enough that Inko and Hisashi take Izuku out of public school. On top of that, he activates a quirk? Which should be biologically impossible?
Weeks later, Inko Midoriya is taken in for 'possible terroristic intent'.
A commentary on power, corruption, and the masks we wear.
**On hiatus, but will be back with our regularly scheduled content soon**
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- Part 1 of Hero of Rebirth: Ouroboros
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Song Fic: Seven Nation Army by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 May 2022
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Izuku fights Shigaraki and his own teachers' expectations of him.
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“You… are like me?” said the figure in front of me.
‘Curious,’ I think to myself, ‘to find one with that look in their eyes.’
“How So?” I ask the bipedal mammal in front of me. They are one of the first of their species, and yet they have more pain in their eyes than I have seen yet.
“You’re…” They gesture at what I think is my face with their palms. ‘Odd… no claws to tear, no teeth to puncture. No tail to balance. Life certainly is wonderful…’
“And what of my face? Is it truly so ghastly that you can’t put words together?” I say in a somewhat humorously self-deprecating manner.
“In pain? Like me?”
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Dungeons and Dragons Gone Wrong by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: DnD Unleashed, Original Work
29 Aug 2021
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A group of friends fight the monsters from their game of D&D as they try to steal an item that will let them rewrite reality to include them. The group must capture all of these monsters in a 20 sided dice.
The dice's rolls affect how the story plays out, and the Dungeon Master is the only one able to move in between other players' actions.
The group of 5 Players and a DM will have to work together to face all sorts of foes, from enemies who wish to break their bodies to enemies who will attempt to corrupt their minds.
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Hero of Rebirth: Ouroboros by cabbagechampagne, Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Jun 2022
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They gravitated towards Zuko whenever the temperature dipped even slightly. At night, he often woke to someone pulling their bedroll towards him, or slipping under his arm, or turning over in their sleep and colliding with his shoulder.
It alarmed him, at first. It had never been a good thing when someone woke him in the dead of the night.
It was strange, then, that he was on the run without Uncle, officially a traitor to his homeland, and for the first time since his mother left, he woke in the night sandwiched between bodies, feeling safe.
(Zuko becomes the group's heat-pack.)
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Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
04 Nov 2025
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A (crack) AU where the battle against Echidna happened around the start of canon instead and went very differently, all of the clones were basically useless and Echidna herself was swiftly dealt with.
Amy Dallon isn't living her best life. Her sister is still dating Dean and only seems more into him. Also she got (temporarily) eaten by a giant monster which did nothing for her mood, but at least there were no Amy clones running around causing trouble afterwards.
Then she answered her front door one morning and discovered that she had been cloned after all, except her 'evil' clones are actually just happier, bubblier and far more attractive versions of herself. They've also decided to make her their supreme overlady because it turns out they are pathologically incapable of ruling themselves. She is officially in hell.
Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
04 Nov 2025
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Collab by Johnnyboy306
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Hololive (Virtual Streamers)
01 Jan 2025
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After nearly two years of constant abuse with no signs of stopping, Taylor begins to grow tired. Even months after being hospitalized from that locker incident, her bullies continue to escalate their torment, slowly grinding her hopes for a better future into dust. And now, as she lays alone on the cold ground, slowly bleeding out in a collapsing school hallway thanks to a terrorist bombing, she finds herself contemplating her choices in life, and comes to a bitter, painful realization.
In the end, she just wanted to stop feeling so lonely.
…Maybe she should've been more careful about what she wished for.
Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
04 Nov 2025
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When the heroes swept through Brockton Bay, systematically slaughtering every clone left behind by Echidna, one escaped.
When its original found it, huddled in the sewers, she didn't even bother to kill it.
She did something far worse.
She gave it mercy.
Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
04 Nov 2025
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Everyone needs a reason.
To prosper, to flourish. Even to just get to the next day.
Hannah might have found a new one.
Whether she could help Taylor find hers was... a work in progress. There was no guide for her to follow, no procedure or protocol. She could only do her best.
Even so, the question remained; how do you raise a torture victim with a worrying amount of power?
There was no right answer.
And as the skeletons gather in the wake of her ward, a choice will have to be made, by both of them.
What are they willing to sacrifice, to keep going?
(This is a requested/commissioned work.)
Bookmarked by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
04 Nov 2025