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A Hero of Two Worlds by one_step_from_death
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians (TV 2023)
14 Dec 2025
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Harry had always been a problem child. He thought it was just the weird things he could do, or people being too afraid of Dudley to side with him. Until one day we was running from his cousin and found an alley to hide. And he met a man with horns and goat legs that turned his world upside down.
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During the battle in the COS the basilisk fang destroys the horcrux in Harry's Scar. The Chamber holds more than a giant snake. What happens when Harry finds the secrets? Will it aid him achieve the greatness he was always destined for? Powerful! Harry. Good! Dumbledore. HPXDGXFDX Susan.
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A famous singer meets a popular actor.
They fall in love.
What could possibly go wrong?A story full of ups and downs, text messages, growth, fame, love, friendship, angst, and emotions.
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Unknown Number: I was thinking about you while I pissed, by the way.
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Death Eater’s assaulted you during the war. Five years later, you’re not over it and are unable to have healthy relationships. Referred to a sexual therapist by a Healer at St. Mungos, you go for the consult. What could go wrong, besides that Severus Snape, your former head of house, is the bloody therapist.
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“Don’t let me lose you to the darkness.”
“No. I intend to make the darkness lose to me.”Nessa Potter wasn't supposed to be a Slytherin. She didn’t choose the war, or the prophecy, or him.
Nessa is no hero, but can she resist the darkness long enough not to become a villain?
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Features Harry Potter's twin sister, Draco Malfoy being a cocky little arse and a slow descent into Death Eater activities. This fic is dark and has some concerning romantic dynamics. Includes strong language, graphic descriptions of violence, gore and traumatic events. Trigger warnings will be included wherever necessary. -
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The last thing Lily Potter remembers is a flash of green light as she futilely attempts to protect her son from Lord Voldemort. The next thing she knows, she's waking up in her cruel and bitter older sister's house -- in her son's body. With no knowledge of the current time period and no understanding of what sort of magical anomaly caused her dilemma, she must find answers and allies, all while trying to transform her son's life into something more tolerable for when he returns.
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Гаррі звинувачують у крадіжці, а Дурслі залишають його напризволяще. Дамблдор відправляє Снейпа, щоб виправити ситуацію, в результаті чого Гаррі опиняється під опікою розлюченого професора.
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Sequel to Harry Potter and the Dark Enigmas.
Harry’s relationship with Severus Snape is almost perfect with all the sarcasm, quips, adventurous sex, and surface level arguments he could want. What’s not perfect is Harry’s work life. The Aurors have discovered a secret: Dark Wizards around the world gather for one night a year to showcase inventions, share valuable secrets, and swap sacred ingredients—a mysterious hidden black market called The Serpent Road. With Auror numbers down, it would be suicide to infiltrate it… but they intend to try.
Before he enters the lion’s den, Harry has another milestone to attend: Dudley’s wedding. If Harry has to see Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon again, revenge is a dish best served Snape.
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- Part 2 of The Enigma Tower
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After ten years away, Severus Snape returns to Cokeworth to settle his parents’ inheritance — and ends up finding much more than he expected.
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- Part 2 of Scandals in Scotland
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Why's it Gotta be a Papercut? by Conjurer_Of_Cheap_Shit
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter goes to the DADA on the Full-moon, forgetting Remus was out that day. Remus made a mistake, and Harry gets a papercut. Werewolf shenanigans ensue.
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Hermione Snape and the Divergence Point by Usagi_Mana_chan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2025
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Cross-Posted under same name ff.net. Hermione is Black and Japanese-Korean (unsure what tags to use).
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He didn't plan it. But when he came to check on her, a healer placed her in his arms and something happened. His heart swelled as she looked up at him. Had anyone ever trusted him as much as that child did? The tiny hand wrapped around his finger sent a pleasant warmth throughout his body. He couldn't explain it, but some naive part of him felt as though he was given a second chance. He had messed so much up, but here was this tiny being totally dependent on him. He let so many down, but he could do right by her.
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"Hermione," he cooed still unsure what possessed him."It's alright, love, Daddy's got you."AU: An incident lands an infant Hermione in Saint Mungo's. A lonely twenty-one-year-old Snape makes the impulse decision to adopt her. The story follows both characters from Philosopher's Stone to Deathly Hallows, with more cannon divergence as Hermione grows older.
*This is long and gets darker as the kids get older. Various romantic relationships happen when Hermione is older. Just throwing this out there, I am NOT pairing father and daughter romantically.
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Strange Potter by Herrin26
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Nov 2025
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The night Dumbledore placed a young baby on the doorstep he thought he was doing what was best for the future. However another presence threw a wrench in his 'plan'.
Dr.Strange/Avengers + Harry Potter crossover
AU set in modern time
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An Occlumency lesson. A memory he was never meant to see.
And everything changes.When Snape enters Harry’s mind, he finds not arrogance, but loneliness, fear, and truths more unsettling than any curse.
After that night, neither of them can pretend anymore.A dark, psychological one-shot where Legilimency opens wounds that will never close.
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A bout of accidental magic lands Harry in a dingy alley in Cokeworth with Snape pointing a wand at him. Well that's...less than ideal
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Another Sevitus fic with healthy doses of angst and hurt/comfort because why fix what we all love if it ain't broken
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After an unfortunate encounter, Remus and Sirius, two boys who seem opposite, become best friends.
Ten years later, their friendship is stronger than ever, but a trip brings unexpected surprises—Remus has finally dared to leave his comfort zone and he's getting married—, and important realizations —Sirius no longer feels like spending the night with different men, and is madly in love with his best friend.—.
Now, Sirius must make Remus realize that he's the one he wants to be with.
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- Part 1 of My Boyfriend's Wedding Universe
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An ancient spell, a three-day coma and the most chaos caused at Hogwarts in one day.
What's happening? What took Severus to cause this mess. It doesn't matter. What matters is that he left and everyone is after him, whether to ask him for help, bargain with him, kill him, or Simply to understand what turned Severus Snape into a violent and unpredictable teenager.
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Severus Snape thought death would finally grant him peace. He was wrong.
Waking up in the frail body of a half-starved child named Cadmus Snape was bad enough. Realizing that child was the son of his alternate self—murdered in an Auror raid—was infinitely worse.
Now stuck in a world that isn’t quite his own, Severus must navigate the perils of childhood again, play the part of a bewildered orphan, and brace himself for the cruelest irony of all: he’s starting Hogwarts once more, in the same year as Harry bloody Potter.
Oh, and Sirius Black has apparently reproduced. Because fate clearly enjoys a good laugh.
Haunted by old memories and driven by new responsibilities, he vows to protect this world from the mistakes of his own—whether it wants saving or not.
He’s done being the tragic hero. This time, he’ll play the game on his terms.
Well then, Albus, Voldemort. Nice to see you two again. Let’s see how much chaos I can cause before either of you kills me.
I own nothing. All belongs to their original creators.
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While running from Lupin, Harry makes the decision to push Hermione away from his attack, and Lupin scratches Harry. What happens when Harry receives the power he needs instead of a curse to make a difference in the Wizarding World, and maybe the witches start noticing him much more?
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Of Pure Hearts and Bloodied Hands by Hpbollywoodqueen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Nov 2025
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James Potter just transferred into Hogwarts University, ready to face the world and whatever uni life throws at him.
When Sirius Black and Barty Crouch Jr. come barreling into his life with their cold and emotionally distant boyfriends in tow, James get swept up into the underground world of the town whether he wants to or not. Having left behind his Maa's business (read: assassins for hire) to resume university, James wanted to tuck and hide that part of them away for good. Will James be able to live his peaceful (semi)civilian life, or will he be dragged back down to the world from which he came?Series
- Part 4 of Gay Harry Potter
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Hermione is the wild, untamed princess among Tom Riddle's graceful daughters.
She was punished and was married off to a lowly knight, Severus Snape.
She learns some things.
There was a war, her husband's magic awakened and he is now the most powerful wizard in the Kingdom.
Now Hermione fears he might divorce her and marry her sister Lily, what is she supposed to do?
Can she make Severus Snape love her?
Something sinister is happening in the kingdom though, children from the slums disappear without a trace.