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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    It’s Draco Malfoy’s third year at Hogwarts, and things were supposed to be simple: avoid cursed portraits, outgrow his childhood nemesis phase with Harry Potter, and maybe recover from the small breakdown he had last year.

    Instead, his summer is interrupted by:

    - a convicted murderer showing up in his kitchen (with a wet sock for a weapon),

    - Tonks, who absolutely isn’t telling the Ministry what’s going on,

    - and a talking pomeranian named Snuffles.

    Between new secrets, old family curses, and the world’s most illegal dog, Draco’s going to need more than tea and sarcasm to survive the school year.

    Gods above and underground, why has this become his life?

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    03 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    A retelling of sorts for year three at Hogwarts.

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    27 Apr 2025

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    What if Fury called in Captain Marvel during the Civil War, but she arrives couple of hours after Tony’s battle with Rogers?
    How will the MCU change As Carol and Fury's support for Tony grows, he must navigate the challenges of preparing the world for an impending war while confronting the ghosts of his past.
    Will Carol’s and Tony’s developing relationship can change enough things?

    Warning: This is a Team Iron-man fanfic. There will be Team Cap bashing.

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    15 Sep 2024

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    Draco Malfoy was a muggle therapist.

    That's hardly the kind of Future he'd expected to build for himself, nevertheless it's the one he'd had.
    Until he hadn't.
    One day, Draco is back in the past, not knowing why or how, and the horrors of his past once again his future.

    Not entirely sure how he'd influenced the end of the war last time, yet knowing that it was somewhat important, Draco struggles with his trauma, his decision making and the inevitability of being stuck between the battlefronts.

    Draco has decisions to make. Decisions that, in his experience, usually make everything worse.

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    20 Jul 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 67

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    During the First Wizarding war there were so many sacrifices from both sides that a lot of people were afraid of facing death and leaving nothing behind. The whole Wizarding world was aware that for pureblood families that would mean having no way of continuing their bloodline as a lot of them had no heir, which would be a fate more shameful than death. That's why some of those families were pressured into taking emergency measures to prevent that.

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    What if Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini were born in 1978 instead of in 1980? Would Draco's parents have another kid? Would Draco be such a prickly git?

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    22 Jun 2024