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Vox inhales, and steadies himself. "So, it's almost the end of September."
"That it is."
"And, I was thinking- Since...we're together now, that I could, you know...help out?" He tries very hard to be as vague and euphemistic as possible and not just outright say please lemmie fuck you, please-
He chokes violently. "I actually um, had an idea for how to really help, and maybe end your Season early?"
"And how exactly do you plan on ending my biological nightmare of a clock?"
"Well, I mean, what your body wants to to be pregnant, right?" Vox says quickly. "So, if I can just...get you pregnant? See, fuck, okay, shit- "Fuck me, I had a plan and like, I prepared what I was gonna say and now I'm all- fucking stop that!"
Al giggles and takes his teasing foot away from Vox's quickly hardening crotch again. "Oh, I'm very sorry-" Liar. "Restless leg syndrome, you know?"
"Asshole. Okay, so," Vox holds his hands together and inhales again. "So, I'm a shark-"
"You are?!"
"Shut up! I'm a shark, and shark's sometimes have...you know, eggs and I was thinking, that maybe I could like...haavvve them in you?"
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BottomAlastorWeek
Day 3, Heat/Worship+ fake novel banner
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- Part 7 of AK's various hazbin week prompts
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30 Jun 2025
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Alastor doesn’t pull his hand away, in spite of how he’d very much like to.
Typically—this is a game reserved for a disgusting pig of a white man that he’s been stalking for a few weeks now, at the bare minimum. Perhaps a few months, even. He’s not certain this one qualifies yet to be on the main list, but he does tick all of the preliminary boxes. He’d make for terrible prey, though, Alastor sadly notes. A high profile white man from New York that has come down to specifically chase after him? No, no, that won’t do. He can’t kill this man. It would fall back onto him immediately.
Buuuut, he is still having a bit of fun, laying out a few honey traps here and there, for whatever reason. Just in case.
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1930s Human AU. Newscastor (and CBS Executive) Vincent goes to New Orleans to scout some new talent. He gets a lot more than either of them bargain for in a particular small-time radio host.
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- Part 1 of Rot Next To You
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Faraday cage: A metal enclosure or shield that blocks electromagnetic fields. Including radio waves.
Vox traps Alastor in a Faraday cage, where his powers are blocked while inside it. Vox thinks he’s finally defeated Alastor and expects to find him begging for mercy. But Vox’s plan backfires. He just happened to catch Alastor during his once a year heat. Vox can’t believe that Alastor actually seems pleasantly surprised to be caught. Instead of begging for mercy, Alastor is begging for Vox to mate with him. Through the bars of the cage.
Shameless smut written for Bottom Alastor week. Prompts: pet play and BDSM. Top Vox, bottom Alastor (Alastor has a pussy.)
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It stopped speaking suddenly, slapping a hand over it's mouth and staring intensely at the page and back to Al, as static and distortion corrupted his words.
Al grinned slowly, very fucking giddy.
A fucking actual demon from hell couldn't even say his name. Still, he got the Alastor part, but it was a work in progress and this was still a great sign for his future.
It flips the page back, where Alastor's name is in perfectly clear view, but incapable of being spoken. "This still has your name on it."
"Ah, well, I'm still not-"
"An' along with ya name, we got some other shit too-" It interrupts. "It's not a science yet. But, there's still general info. Great news if ya didn't already know it-!" It says brightly, pointing at the page. "You're a bottom! Congrats!"
In tiny pink ink, the page says "takes it up the ass."
"Ah? Is that so- Well! I'll add that to my fun facts list along with being a Gemini with a Scorpio moon. Now if you would please- fuck!?"
It only takes four horrifying steps to get over all the gore on the ground and be face-to-face with Al,
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or a really stupid serial killer accidentally summons a sex demon and gets fucked so hard he almost diesSeries
- Part 6 of AK's various hazbin week prompts
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27 Jun 2025
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You'd be surprised
How good it feels
To just let goA journey of self-discovery in Alastor's life above and below ground.
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27 Jun 2025