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Chris doesn’t get it. Flag and Amelia are obviously a thing. He can put that together, he’s smart, okay? So Chris gets why he's angry, but the dude should just punch him in the face or tell him to fuck off or something. But he’s just taking it like a pussy. It’s weird.
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Or, where Chris is dumb, but he's not that dumb
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13 Oct 2025
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Chris squirmed and felt his mouth go dry. Either idea was very appealing, but then his father’s words started ringing in his ears.
//Be as good as you can, kiddo. But there are limits. Don’t upset the wrong people. If you do, we lose what we have and we lose the ability to help in our way. Or worse, they’ll send you away from me and your brother. And then we’d probably die trying to bust your sorry ass out. Do you want that on your conscience, son?//
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In an alternate universe where the Nazis won WWII, Christopher Smith and Rick Flag Jr. have been having an affair for months. They keep trying to stop, but somehow end up back together despite the danger.
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This short fic takes the fan theory they were having an affair and runs with it. This is on the mature/explicit borderline so I erred on the side of explicit.
TW: racism, homophobia in the context of an alternate universe.
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08 Oct 2025
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A glimpse of Chris and Rick's shared history — two disturbed cowards who found solace in eachother's company.
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08 Oct 2025
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self-taught learner by psychedelic_iridescent
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
28 Aug 2018
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Dennis tries to teach Mac how to pleasure a woman by demonstrating on Charlie.
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05 Oct 2025
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Chris has always known this whole ‘perfect alternate universe’ thing was going to blow up in his face. Thing is, he’d always sort of assumed it’d come about because someone would find him out – there’d be some sort of missing birth mark or a gotcha memory or maybe his ARGUS would figure out the door code and somehow follow him out here, start a war, cause their universes to collide and implode or some shit. Or maybe it’d be something more lowkey – like all the music sucked, or zoodles weren’t a thing, or eagles were banned, or some shit.
He never figured it’d be on him to blow shit up. He’s also pretty sure no one could have seen this one coming.
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or, alt!chris and alt!rick flag were a thing, auggie finds out when investigating chris' shady af behaviour and chris panics
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17 Sep 2025