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    Allowing a child to die via non-interference is not, technically, child-hunting. However, Tobirama knows Madara well enough to be certain he will not care one whit for technicalities should his young kinsman perish while the Senju could easily turn the battle in Hikaku’s favor.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    Senju Tobirama allows little Uchiha Kagami to “capture” him solely to taunt Uchiha Izuna with the knowledge that a literal child succeeded in an endeavor he never managed. Only, it seems the red silk rope that radiates Uchiha Madara’s chakra has cultural significance to the Uchiha of which Tobirama is unaware.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    The Uchiha trespasser on Senju lands is not an adult with an inability to completely disguise their chakra levels. It is a child, younger even than Itama was.

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    18 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 9

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    When Fel, in all his overpowered, braincell-deficient glory, decided to flex his magic while still connected to the whiny goddesses, the universe basically rage-quit. Mukouda, Sui, and Fel got unceremoniously yeeted into another world—again.

    Mukouda? So. Freaking. Done. Fel? Also done, but only because Mukouda won’t cook for him for two weeks. That’s right. No perfectly seasoned meats. No divine-tier sukiyaki. Nothing. The fluffy glutton brought this upon himself. Meanwhile, the goddesses are shrieking for offerings, but Mukouda’s got bigger problems. Like figuring out how to make money in this world before the deities smite him for ignoring them.

    At least being a billionaire merchant with an infinite inventory means he won’t starve. But seriously, WHY is there a giant, man-eating rabbit in these woods?! And WHO in their right mind punches a crater into existence with their bare hands?!

    Mukouda just wanted to cook in peace, not question the laws of physics every five minutes.

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    02 Oct 2025

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    Kazuki wakes up in the wilds of Middle-earth, somewhere in Eregion, after blacking out during an intense work week. A voice (Eru Ilúvatar?) tells him cryptically: "Aid the fellowship, feast with the brave, and nudge fate anew."

    His phone, dead in real life, now functions as his "Online Grocery" portal—though it only charges from direct sunlight. Kazuki quickly realizes he’s not just a tourist—he’s meant to change things.

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    02 Oct 2025