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    from: [email protected]
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    subject: Re: what the heck spell check

    Coach Lasso,

    I can assure you that my transfer has nothing to do with your club's relegation, nor is there anything that Richmond has done in error. Rather, I have spoken with my editors and we’ve agreed that this is the most appropriate course of action.

    I wish you all the best in the season.
     
    -Trent Crimm
    +44 3032 723956
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    The Independent
    Northcliffe House
    2 Derry St
    London
    W8 5TT
    UK


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    26 Apr 2025

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    “So,” he said. “Do you want me to get you out of here?”

    She hesitated. “But…Overhaul…”

    “Is a bitch,” Dabi finished. “I’ll make sure he never lays a hand on you again.” And that admission is what surprised Dabi the most. That he wasn’t lying. That this little girl that he’d known for all of two seconds reminded him so much of his past that he was willing to throw out whatever plan Shigaraki had probably painstakingly put together in order to get her out of here.
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    aka, When Dabi stumbles across Eri in the yakuza's base, he spontaneously decides to add kidnapping to his rap sheet in order to get her away from Overhaul. The pair disappear into the city, with not only the Shie Hassaikai on their trail, but a furious Shigaraki and the heroes assigned to Eri's case hunting for them as well. And Dabi doesn't know what to do when his big brother instincts flare back to life, deciding he would do anything to protect Eri.

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    13 Apr 2025

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    In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.

    Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.

    (genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)

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    05 Jul 2024

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    After Lan Wangji takes a blast of illusionary talismans for him during the Sunshot Campaign, Jiang Cheng finds himself forced to take care of the invincible Hanguang-Jun for once. But when comfort is not the only burden they share, unpleasant rumours start to spread. As Jiang Cheng struggles to save his face as a young leader, Lan Wangji seems surprisingly willing to help – no matter the cost.
    Only Wei Wuxian seems strangely fazed by their newly formed bond, and dabbling in demonic cultivation might cloud more than his senses...

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    18 Sep 2024

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    12,
    Read when not attempting to sleep, MC full of insecurities and hurts, ugly fighting and jealousy, well-written, but painful because of it

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    Typically, when people ask ‘what made you want to be a hero?’ the answer is not supposed to be ‘spite’.

    Or, when former detective Suzume is reborn into a world of heroes without getting any superpowers, she decides she might as well become Batman. 

    Quirkless!Reincarnated OC. You know the drill. 

    Updates wednesdays.

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    27 Jun 2023

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