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    There's a superstition at Gusu University that if Wei Wuxian puts two people together in a painting, they will actually get together – and stay together – in real life. He doesn't believe it's real and mainly just enjoys taking on art commissions for spare money, until Lan Wangji, his best friend whom he met through creative writing, asks him for a painting as well.

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    06 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 84

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    Facebook Marketplace
    DISASSEMBLED GLASS TABLE (REASSEMBLY REQUIRED)
    $74
    Condition: Used (fair)
    Description: chic glass table for all ur tabling needs—temporarily disassembled due to undisclosed circumstances. just needs some time and patience with the reassembling project!*
    must be able to pick up and must not ask me for help with reassembly
    *may lack structural integrity after reassembly, which seller is not responsible for
    Seller: Wei Wuxian

    Facebook Messenger
    Lan Wangji: Why are you selling a broken table?
    Wei Wuxian: it’s disassembled!!!!
    Lan Wangji: Shattered glass cannot be reassembled.
    Wei Wuxian: what are u, some kind of glass doctor?

    OR: the inevitable collision of part-time fb marketplace seller & full-time troll!wei wuxian and part-time window-shopper & full-time rule enthusiast!lan wangji

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Wei Wuxian @chaosdemon
    gotta love a nice clean game! right @LanWangji?
    ↳ Lan Wangji @LanWangji: What would you know about that?
    ↳ Wei Wuxian @chaosdemon: has anyone ever told you that your icy demeanor is a bad way to make friends?
    ↳ Lan Wangji @LanWangji: I don’t need to be friends with players who spend more time in the penalty box than on the ice.
    ↳ Wei Wuxian @chaosdemon: what about players who score more goals than you despite apparently spending all their time in the box?
    ↳ Lan Wangji @LanWangji: Ridiculous. Clean up your act.
    ↳ Wei Wuxian @chaosdemon: never <3

    OR: an epistolary journey through the careers of hockey rivals!wangxian

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Lan Zhan's fancy new apartment comes with a decidedly un-fancy neighbor.

    That neighbor has a decidedly confusing habit.

    Well, confusing to Lan Zhan, anyway.

    (now complete!)

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    05 Aug 2025

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    Wei Ying just wants to get two stickers out of the one-per-person promotional deal at his local coffee shop. They're bunny stickers! He needs two! One is for his girlfriend, he decides--the girlfriend he definitely does not have. It's a little lie. It won't be a big deal.

    Until the barista is the absurdly beautiful Lan Zhan, who now thinks Wei Ying has a girlfriend, and this is a very big deal and an absolutely terrible Monday.

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    04 Aug 2025