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    "Death"

    "You are finally ready, I see"

    "Ready for what?"

    "To live"

    "Wasn't I doing just that?"

    "Were you?"

    Harry had no answer.
    (Perhaps that was answer enough. Or perhaps Death just enjoyed being cryptic. Hard to say.)
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    {Time-travel AU. Watch as Harry is yeeted into the past, bullies the wizarding world into making sense, and absolutely refuses to follow Dumbledore’s script. Features excessive worldbuilding (someone's gotta fix this mess), slow-burn romance (because trauma-bonding is hot), and a protagonist who treats destiny like Terms & Conditions—unread and promptly ignored. Happy ending optional, sarcasm mandatory.}

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    06 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is a wonderful piece of literature and here are my some of my favourite bits of it: AKA The Seventh Circle of Hell, Suburbia Edition

    Operation: Dursley Escape (Or, How to Steal From a Walrus and Get Away With It)

    Free and mildly traumatised but, in Harry’s experience, that just meant “on brand.”

    in which the past is filth, time is nonsense, and Kreacher is absolutely not having it

    and mentally filed the line away for future use. He was collecting poetry-in-disguise these days—little phrases that sounded profound when you were older (again) and brooding dramatically in a cloak somewhere. (Preferably with thunder. Thunder was essential for aesthetic brooding.)

    I forgot to mention earlier (because I am a paragon of grace under pressure), but I’ve officially decamped

    Equal parts mad potioneer and political maniac. Very educational, very unhinged. I feel spiritually connected. I’m almost convinced being around them would’ve made me more unstable, not less, but in a productive way. Like inventing emotionally volatile truth serums or arguing with portraits about ethics.

    The Magical Fundamentals (Or: How Miss Pimberley Became Harry’s Favourite Person)

    P.S. Death’s still lurking? Next time they show up, tell them they’re only welcome if they bring biscuits. The good kind. With jam centres and existential dread.
    Yours in botanical anarchy and generalised menace,
Harry

    It wasn’t just potion-making. It was war. And Fleamont had left behind the most gloriously unhinged battle plan imaginable.

    Mutual denial, the cornerstone of recovery.

    Ending a Dark Lord’s STD can only be good for one’s humour, can’t it?

    Or, How to Win Friends, Influence Wizengamot Members, and Accidentally Start a Fiber Arts Revolution

    Sun, Sand, Sabotage, Surprisingly Sophisticated Elfish Gastronomy, Subversive Stitchcraft, and the Surreptitious Siege for Supreme Best Friendship

    “he’s just a boy. And he’s being allowed to be one.”

    Transfiguration - In Which Laws Are Respected, James Potter Spins in His Grave (with Glee), and McGonagall is Petty

    So: bet big. Win snacks

    Neville frowned. “About what?”
    Without looking up, Theo said, “Potter. Obviously.”

  2. Rec 58

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    What if Ace hadn't been asleep when Teach killed Thach?

    Ace stumbles into the fateful scene and his intervention saves Thatch's life. But Teach frames him for the attack and when the Whitebeards don't believe Ace, he's forced to flee.

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    04 Jul 2025

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    Kim Dokja transmigrates into the R-19 A/B/O RoFan novel he binged over the course of a weekend as the defunct childhood betrothed.

    Things do not go as expected.

    And things are not like they seem at first.

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    03 Jul 2025

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    Instead of sitting down in his seat, Dokja gives Joonghyuk a wink before he sinks to his knees, crawling under the table and in between Joonghyuk’s legs.

    “Oh, am I getting the full service today?”

    Dokja hums, spreading Joonghyuk’s thick thighs. "Anything for my hardworking husband."

    Kinktober 2022
    6. Panties & Lingerie | Chastity | Stripping
    7. Incest | Buttjob | Lactation

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    02 Jul 2025

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    A bizarre hidden scenario forces Kim Dokja and Yoo Joonghyuk to act like a married couple to survive. Yes, really.

    Congratulations! You have entered the Hidden Scenario: “Perfect Match! Romantic Paradise Edition ♡”

    Objective: Spend one week in the Romantic Paradise with your Perfect Match.

    ♡ Reach a Couple Score of 100%
    ♡ Complete Daily Couple Challenges
    ♡ Achieve at least one (1) Intimate Moment with your partner

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    02 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “I will stab you,” Yoo Joonghyuk says with a horrifying amount of sincerity.

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