EatShitAndDie
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Peverell Legacy by EatShitAndDie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hogwarts Legacy (Video Game)
18 Feb 2023
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A tear in time and space, a pheonix feather, and a dementor stumble into a tunnel. A boy finds himself hundreds of years in the past, not that he knows that of course.
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The Infinite Idol by EatShitAndDie
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, K-pop, EXO (Band), SM Rookies, Red Velvet (K-pop Band), Super Junior
17 Jul 2019
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At the tender age of nine, Izuku visits his father in Seoul, Korea, and here his journey begins as Midoriya Izuku, The infinite idol!
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- Part 1 of Kpop x-over stuff cause i'm trash
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He Too Was A Tempter. by EatShitAndDie
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies), GOT7, Kpop - Fandom, Monsta X (Band), Greek and Roman Mythology
08 Oct 2018
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When Jungkook Jeon moves to the small town of Forks, he finds himself lured in by the mystery of six men so beautiful and dark, but so devastatingly tempting. He just doesn't see the full picture yet, and when he does, he finds himself unable to turn away.
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- Part 1 of BTS Ideas
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Basically from the perspective of what it would be like to be a fly on the wall in a way. With a lot more gay shit and out of character BTS. From what we know.
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Things Have Changed For Me, And That's Okay by EatShitAndDie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Panic! at the Disco
05 Mar 2017
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After fourth year, Dumbledore sends Harry away to America, Las Vegas, Nevada to be exact. When enrolled in high school, he meets someone special, a boy with piercing eyes and a cute grin, who made him think that his stay would actually be bearable.
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Kpop x-over stuff cause i'm trash by EatShitAndDie
Fandom: EXO (Band), K-pop, Red Velvet (K-pop Band), SM Rookies, Super Junior, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
17 Jul 2019
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- 2,045
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BTS Ideas by EatShitAndDie
Fandom: GOT7, Greek and Roman Mythology, Kpop - Fandom, Monsta X (Band), Twilight (Movies), Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
08 Oct 2018
- Words:
- 1,901
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Summer Lovin by EatShitAndDie
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, 私がモテてどうすんだ | Watashi ga Motete Dousunda | Kiss Him Not Me
10 Jan 2017
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- 1,079
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- 1
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Life Is Strange Oneshot Bucket by EatShitAndDie
Fandom: Fifty Shades of Grey - All Media Types, Life is Strange (Video Game), The Filthy Frank Show (Web Series)
18 Sep 2016
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Bookmarked by EatShitAndDie
21 Oct 2025
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The first page greets him with a polaroid: Stiles, disheveled and grinning tiredly, perched on his suitcase in the living room. Beside it in marker block letters:
BEGIN YOUR JOURNEY. DO NOT SKIP AHEAD.
Derek scowls at the page, tempted to flip straight to the back. But in the corner in tiny letters:
Yes, you can turn the page today.
With a huff, he does.
The next page has the present date and a short message:Here we are on the first day of me gone. I am on my way to get properly educated and you are on your way to find a treasure chest. Wipe that frown off your face, Sourwolf.
We are both beginning an adventure, so put on something comfortable and pack a change of underwear.There’s an actual treasure map taped to the page.
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What if Stiles leaves for college and Derek decides to stay in Beacon Hills. What if Stiles leaves Derek with a journal entry for every day. An instruction manual. What if Derek follows it and rebuilds his life, page by page.
Bookmarked by EatShitAndDie
17 Oct 2025
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Being thrown into the world of werewolves and hunters was terrifying enough, but Stiles is relieved to have survived. That relief becomes uneasy quickly when he starts being regularly kidnapped by a still semi-feral Peter Hale. It’s not like Peter is hurting him, though, right?
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- English
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- 23,206
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- 3/3
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- 789
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Bookmarked by EatShitAndDie
14 Oct 2025
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"Hello," he says softly, setting his fiddle down in his lap, not bothering to stand.
"Hi," Derek replies, half-gruff, then, because he should, "that was- that was beautiful but... you know this is private property, right?"
The boy throws his head back and laughs, and laughs, and laughs. The sound of it is overwhelming in its childish joy, and his eyes positively sparkle when they land on Derek again.
"Yes," he says, unashamed "I knew." Then he's standing, fiddle and bow in one hand, the other stretched out toward Derek, friendly and welcoming, "My name is Stiles."
[Or: The one where there's a fiddler, and two werewolves whose eyes flash blue, and a whole fucking world to conquer.]
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- Part 3 of Time Traveling TW Fics
- Part 8 of TW Bingo♘
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 19,820
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
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- 5,357
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- 1,261
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Bookmarked by EatShitAndDie
13 Oct 2025
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Stiles returns to Beacon Hills after graduating from college and just wants to get laid. Badly.
So badly that after his kumquat pick-up line leads to numerous failed attempts, he ends up (accidentally?) propositioning Derek as well, spiraling their relationship into something Stiles never imagined.Or in other words, a light-hearted smutty, smutty friends with benefits to lovers fic.~
- Language:
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- Comments:
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Bookmarked by EatShitAndDie
12 Oct 2025