EfficientlyProcrastinating
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How do you decide the value of a life? by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2025
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How do you decide the value of a life?
How is it possible that something you never cared for before only gains worth when it is gone? How can you love something you never knew? How can you only feel regret once it’s over?
How can you love someone more in death than you ever did in life?
She supposes this is karma.
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What if when Bellatrix killed Tonks, she didn’t know? What if she only saw what’s she’d truly done once it was too late to take it back?
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Never go against a crow when death is on the line by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Creepypasta_fander
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Princess Bride (1987)
16 Mar 2025
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The Six Of Crows/ Princess Bride crossover that no one asked for but you’re all gonna get.
Kaz is sneaky
Wesper are in love
Inej is a pirate queen
Matthias is dumb
Nina is the exact same as usual -
Oh I wish I had a river (I could skate away on) by EfficientlyProcrastinating for Padfootandpr0ng
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
08 Dec 2024
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“I have a spare pair, you know.”
“Good. You’ll have some if those ones break.”
Inej laughed, a melodic, tinkling sound, like the Christmas bells that rang out from the chapel for midnight mass. Kaz was still yet to find a jar strong enough to go hold it.
“Or… you could have a go?”
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Kaz watches Inej skate (in a not creepy way, he swears), and she invites him to join her. The only problem is, well, he can’t skate.
Not a modern AU, I’m sure they had ice skates whenever six of crows was roughly set (I did no research). Also what fits Inej more perfectly than LITERAL KNIFE SHOES idk I just feel like she’d slay at figure skating. Anyways, enjoy! (Or don’t, free will exists for now so you do you)
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- Part 4 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Red had always been Regulus’ favourite colour.
He would never admit it if you asked him. He’d always say it was green. He did like green, really he did, but red was always special to Regulus.
It reminded him of James.
~Or~
Regulus spends his Christmas thinking about James.
Chapter 1 is with the happy ending, chapter two is with the sad one
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- Part 3 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Won’t you stay another day (stay now) by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
02 Dec 2024
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Advent was always just another countdown for Wylan. For him, it never felt like counting down to Christmas. It always felt like counting down to Christmas being over.
He knew, realistically, that all things in life had to end. He knew that one day he would reach his end. And he knew that when he did, it would be a long while before Jesper came with him.
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Wylan begins the countdown. To Christmas!
Just ignore the MCD tag 🤪Series
- Part 2 of Effies Christmas Countdown
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Effies Christmas Countdown by EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Shadow and Bone (TV), Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
07 Dec 2024
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A fic a day until Christmas! (Yeah right) Will probably mostly stay in Six of Crows, Stranger Things and Maurauders but might have one or two others!
This has now become just a regular collection of Christmas fics. I severely overestimated my abilities here, but I’ll still try to have one for every day of advent, even if it takes a few years. I have ideas, but also seasonal depression. Yippee?
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"I thought you didn't usually work on Thursdays?" Jesper asked, a glint in his eyes that matched the sparkle of his eyeshadow. Today, it was golden.
"I do now, apparently." Wylan reached for the packet of condoms and placed it in front of him. "There has been a long-term change to the shift schedule, so."
He would truly have to kill Matthias for this.
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Or, the one where Wylan works in a convenience store and Jesper is the guy who comes in every week to buy condoms.
Bookmarked by EfficientlyProcrastinating
22 Jul 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
As I’ve now reread it multiple times, it deserves a bookmark
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hidin' all of our sins from the daylight by jenomeow
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Feb 2025
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“Oh please, because what we do is so very different? It’s war, Marlene. Are you going to tell me you haven’t killed a single person in all these months? Death is death, and murder is murder, whether it’s in the name of freedom or survival or money.”
or: after the prank, Sirius disappears. Years later, he returns as an anonymous assassin determined to help the Order win the war.
Bookmarked by EfficientlyProcrastinating
12 Jun 2025
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Perfect black brothers, perfect black family, perfect Wolfstar, and ASSASSINS YIPPEE
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a burden shared is a burden halved by demigodbeautiies
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
24 Jul 2023
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Jesper has always had a feeling he hurts his soulmate more than they hurt him.
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Jesper and Wylan have known since they were both little boys that they will go about their lives feeling whatever pain is felt by their soulmate. Neither of them have had very easy journeys through life, but there is at least some comfort knowing that when they face pain they don't do it alone.
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- Part 3 of fate
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Need by Padfootandpr0ng for EfficientlyProcrastinating
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo, Shadow and Bone (TV)
31 May 2025
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Wylan Van Eck didn't want to be spiderman, but he's learnt the hard way that some things in life aren't about wanting, they're about needing, and somehow, in some messed up way, the city needs him. And maybe, just maybe, Wylan finds friends that need him too.
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Wesper spiderman + College Au!!! <3
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Beer in hand, he turned toward the densest part of the crowd – only to realize they were gathered around a mechanical bull. Just as someone queued up Blondie’s "One Way or Another" on the jukebox, a voice cut through the noise like a spur to the ribs:
"Told y’all I ride better than that dumbass!" Padfoot’s drawl was unmistakable, even over Debbie Harry’s opening riff. "Time to put my money where my mouth is."
Remus pushed through the crowd to the fenced-off area where mats surrounded a massive mechanical bull, currently swaying gently back and forth. Astride it sat the rodeo host from earlier, still in his showman's outfit – though now barefoot. For some reason, those pale, narrow feet pressing against the sides of the mechanical beast looked both vulnerable and unbearably erotic. And damn if Remus hadn't just discovered he might have a foot fetish after all.
Not that he should be imagining those feet hooked over his shoulders – that kind of scenario was beyond impossible for him.