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    A fic a day until Christmas! (Yeah right) Will probably mostly stay in Six of Crows, Stranger Things and Maurauders but might have one or two others!

    This has now become just a regular collection of Christmas fics. I severely overestimated my abilities here, but I’ll still try to have one for every day of advent, even if it takes a few years. I have ideas, but also seasonal depression. Yippee?

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  1. Public Bookmark 56

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    "I thought you didn't usually work on Thursdays?" Jesper asked, a glint in his eyes that matched the sparkle of his eyeshadow. Today, it was golden.

    "I do now, apparently." Wylan reached for the packet of condoms and placed it in front of him. "There has been a long-term change to the shift schedule, so."

    He would truly have to kill Matthias for this.

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    Or, the one where Wylan works in a convenience store and Jesper is the guy who comes in every week to buy condoms.

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    22 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    As I’ve now reread it multiple times, it deserves a bookmark

  2. Public Bookmark 66

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    “Oh please, because what we do is so very different? It’s war, Marlene. Are you going to tell me you haven’t killed a single person in all these months? Death is death, and murder is murder, whether it’s in the name of freedom or survival or money.”

     

    or: after the prank, Sirius disappears. Years later, he returns as an anonymous assassin determined to help the Order win the war.

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    12 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfect black brothers, perfect black family, perfect Wolfstar, and ASSASSINS YIPPEE

  3. Public Bookmark 98

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    Jesper has always had a feeling he hurts his soulmate more than they hurt him.

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    Jesper and Wylan have known since they were both little boys that they will go about their lives feeling whatever pain is felt by their soulmate. Neither of them have had very easy journeys through life, but there is at least some comfort knowing that when they face pain they don't do it alone.

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    02 Jun 2025

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    Rereading, awWBJHBKHBAHB

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Wylan Van Eck didn't want to be spiderman, but he's learnt the hard way that some things in life aren't about wanting, they're about needing, and somehow, in some messed up way, the city needs him. And maybe, just maybe, Wylan finds friends that need him too.

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    Wesper spiderman + College Au!!! <3

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    30 May 2025

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    YES

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    Beer in hand, he turned toward the densest part of the crowd – only to realize they were gathered around a mechanical bull. Just as someone queued up Blondie’s "One Way or Another" on the jukebox, a voice cut through the noise like a spur to the ribs:

    "Told y’all I ride better than that dumbass!" Padfoot’s drawl was unmistakable, even over Debbie Harry’s opening riff. "Time to put my money where my mouth is."

    Remus pushed through the crowd to the fenced-off area where mats surrounded a massive mechanical bull, currently swaying gently back and forth. Astride it sat the rodeo host from earlier, still in his showman's outfit – though now barefoot. For some reason, those pale, narrow feet pressing against the sides of the mechanical beast looked both vulnerable and unbearably erotic. And damn if Remus hadn't just discovered he might have a foot fetish after all.

    Not that he should be imagining those feet hooked over his shoulders – that kind of scenario was beyond impossible for him.

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    15 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    HELL YEAH GAY COWBOYS

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