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"I'm going to kill you myself,” she mutters darkly, selecting the biggest shard with a jagged edge. "after I deal with them."
Agatha laughs—actually laughs—and fires through the bathroom wall without so much as a glance. There's a satisfying thud as a body drops.
“You're so dramatic when you're sleep-deprived,” she sighs. “Honestly if I knew you’d be such a grump about the guns, I’d have brought your knives.”
Rio freezes. “You know where they are?”
“Of course I do. I’m the one who keeps moving them.”
Before Rio can respond with the full weight of her betrayal, more operatives flood in.
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Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal are navigating the next stage of their marriage, the one that comes after discovering your wife is also a professional assassin and your former employers want you dead.
But the nature of their jobs is just the first of many secrets left uncovered, and death isn't the only thing they have to worry about.
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- Part 2 of Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal
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“Not that I don’t appreciate you swooping in," she adds, glancing towards Rio. "why are you here? Last I heard, you were in South America chasing cryptids."
Rio shrugs, reaching into her coat. “I was in the neighborhood.”
She pulls out a pair of scratched aviators and slips them on, the red glow of her eyes vanishing behind matte black lenses.
"The New Westview neighbourhood?" Agatha arches a brow. "The city you once described as, and I quote, 'a cesspool of political ass-kissing with piss-poor weather'?"
"The weather's improved," Rio deadpans.
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Head of House Harkness, Tremere renegade, and unapologetic blood witch, Agatha Harkness has power, freedom, influence—and an impressively long list of enemies who want her finally dead.
When three Kindred are mysteriously murdered and Agatha is set up, she must work with the last person she expected to see again—Rio Vidal: Gangrel wanderer, freelance executioner, and her estranged ex.
The truth is out there. So is the past. And neither stays buried for long.
Or: a Vampire the Masquerade AU.
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The places (and so many bodies) on our maps by Ennn (Enb0t)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 Mar 2025
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“Honestly, this isn’t much different from when you tracked mud through the house after that fishing trip,” she muses, tone almost playful. “Blood, mud—you never could keep things clean.”
Rio snorts, the familiarity of the argument almost startling. “Says the woman who let a casserole burn in the oven for three days while she was ‘at her mother’s.’”
“I reimbursed you for that.”
“With my own credit card.”
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Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal have just learned that their wife of five years has been lying about what she does for a living—and they haven't killed each other yet. So they're talking.
Inspired by the Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie. For the Femslash Big Bang's Monthly Challenge March prompt: the places on our maps
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- Part 1 of Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal
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Cover art for the fanfic 'Love is a Poison Wilfully Taken' by @Heligena.