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Dr. Harkness stalks the halls of Westview General Teaching Hospital with a cane and a diagnostic record that borders on legendary—with a record of legal liabilities to match. As Head of Diagnostic Medicine, she's brilliant, insufferable, and just barely worth the trouble she causes.
Enter Rio Vidal: the hospital's new General Counsel—and Agatha's ex-wife. She’s here to protect the hospital. She’s not sure she can stop herself from trying to protect Agatha, too.
Or: a House, M.D. AU.
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"I'm going to kill you myself,” she mutters darkly, selecting the biggest shard with a jagged edge. "after I deal with them."
Agatha laughs—actually laughs—and fires through the bathroom wall without so much as a glance. There's a satisfying thud as a body drops.
“You're so dramatic when you're sleep-deprived,” she sighs. “Honestly if I knew you’d be such a grump about the guns, I’d have brought your knives.”
Rio freezes. “You know where they are?”
“Of course I do. I’m the one who keeps moving them.”
Before Rio can respond with the full weight of her betrayal, more operatives flood in.
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Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal are navigating the next stage of their marriage, the one that comes after discovering your wife is also a professional assassin and your former employers want you dead.
But the nature of their jobs is just the first of many secrets left uncovered, and death isn't the only thing they have to worry about.
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- Part 2 of Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal
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“Not that I don’t appreciate you swooping in," she adds, glancing towards Rio. "why are you here? Last I heard, you were in South America chasing cryptids."
Rio shrugs, reaching into her coat. “I was in the neighborhood.”
She pulls out a pair of scratched aviators and slips them on, the red glow of her eyes vanishing behind matte black lenses.
"The New Westview neighbourhood?" Agatha arches a brow. "The city you once described as, and I quote, 'a cesspool of political ass-kissing with piss-poor weather'?"
"The weather's improved," Rio deadpans.
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Head of House Harkness, Tremere renegade, and unapologetic blood witch, Agatha Harkness has power, freedom, influence—and an impressively long list of enemies who want her finally dead.
When three Kindred are mysteriously murdered and Agatha is set up, she must work with the last person she expected to see again—Rio Vidal: Gangrel wanderer, freelance executioner, and her estranged ex.
The truth is out there. So is the past. And neither stays buried for long.
Or: a Vampire the Masquerade AU.
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This is a gift (it comes with a price) by Ennn (Enb0t)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
08 May 2025
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Jen groans into her palm. “Are you—” She drags her hand down her face. “Are you literally flirting with Death right now?”
Darcy shrugs with zero shame. “I mean, kind of hard not to.”
The worst part is how Jen can see her point. Rio's there all dangerous and magnetic, and sure, if she had a death wish and zero context for how badly Rio's last relationship ended—
Focus, Kale.
Rio meanwhile looks to be having the time of her eternal existence, gaze flicking between them before settling on Darcy with predatory interest.
"And you are?"
"Dr. Darcy Lewis." No hesitation. Glasses pushed up, grin wide. "Astrophysicist. Trouble magnet. General delight."
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A soul-destroying universal-level threat. An unlikely team up. A story of loss, grief, healing, humor alongside the horrors, and finding a way forward together.
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The places (and so many bodies) on our maps by Ennn (Enb0t)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
20 Mar 2025
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“Honestly, this isn’t much different from when you tracked mud through the house after that fishing trip,” she muses, tone almost playful. “Blood, mud—you never could keep things clean.”
Rio snorts, the familiarity of the argument almost startling. “Says the woman who let a casserole burn in the oven for three days while she was ‘at her mother’s.’”
“I reimbursed you for that.”
“With my own credit card.”
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Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal have just learned that their wife of five years has been lying about what she does for a living—and they haven't killed each other yet. So they're talking.
Inspired by the Mr. and Mrs. Smith movie. For the Femslash Big Bang's Monthly Challenge March prompt: the places on our maps
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- Part 1 of Mrs. and Mrs. Harkness-Vidal
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Sympathy for the Devil by Jennifer-Oksana (JenniferOksana)
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
15 Feb 2025
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There are times when Agatha is not completely insufferable to the other people in her life. In fact, quite the opposite. For people who love a good soft Agatha piece without absolutely squelching the humor and romance.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
11 Jul 2025
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Brain Problem Situation by riptheh
Fandoms: Doctor Who (2005), Doctor Who & Related Fandoms, Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
08 Mar 2020
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“Had enough?”
The question is redundant; it’s not up to her. She grins anyway, dredging up the last of her self respect, the last of her courage and hatred, the last of anything she has left.
“Never,” she spits.
He shrugs, “If you say so,” and jerks the lever down.
Her screams echo throughout the entire panopticon.
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The Master uses a different tactic to get the truth out of the Doctor.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
11 Jul 2025
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A kryptonite bomb almost killed both Alex and Kara. Now they want to know who was behind it, but figuring that out won't be an easy task. In fact, it could be quite deadly. (The much-requested sequel to "Tick, Tick...")
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
11 Jul 2025
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No serial number. No government registry. No paper trail. The kind of weapon that could pass through a hundred murders without ever being linked to its owner.
The kind Agatha Harkness had built her empire selling.
Shit.
And if Harkness was involved, this wasn’t going to be just another trafficking case.
Shit.
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FBI Special Agent Rio Vidal is assigned to investigate a string of murders of young women. The latest murder leads her back to Baltimore, a city she swore she’d left behind, and to Agatha Harkness, the infamous arms dealer with an untouchable criminal empire - someone she hadn't seen in twenty years.Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
29 Jun 2025
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“I read your Facebook post,” he continues. “Did you know your account is public?”
“Why would you-?” She breaks out of the trance, slapping a hand down on the door of the car. “I don’t care.”
“If I move out of the way, are you going to take off?”
An eyebrow raise. “I’m strongly considering it.”
A lying teenager, an ex, a mechanic and her girlfriend, and a wildcard join Agatha Harkness on a road trip she was planning on taking alone.
Bookmarked by Ennn (Enb0t)
22 Apr 2025