Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog)
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You're Perfect (And Everything in Between) by Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
20 Apr 2025
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“I was… I was wondering if I could get a tattoo done here at your earliest convenience?” the man asked, and, oh.
He had a British accent.
Oh, Blitz was cooked.
“I’m… unsure whether I’m supposed to make an appointment in advance,” the guy added. Was that shyness in his voice? That was definitely shyness in his voice. And he was fidgeting with his fingers.
So the guy was hot and cute. Great. Great.
“Sure!” Blitz said in the least normal voice that had ever come out of his mouth. And then he processed what the guy had actually just said. “Um, I mean—yes. No. It—it depends on what you want to have done.”
Okay, seriously. Could the ground please just open underneath his feet and take him straight to hell?
(Or: Blitz is very, very gay for the cute, easily-flustered, tall-as-hell man that walks into his tattoo shop.)
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This fic is a feel-good, getting together, queer love story between a human Stolas and Blitz in their 30s. It is also a love letter to every person out there who has feared they might never get to experience queer joy. It is never too late to find yourself.
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Stolas' smut-writing session is interrupted when the rest of I.M.P. return from a mission with a particularly stupid plan in mind. Shenanigans ensue.
Or: the one where Blitz gives Stolas a piggyback ride.
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Say You Won't Let Go by Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog) for Solaris_Quid
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
21 Feb 2025
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Stolas sighed. There was nothing he could do but try to fall back asleep and hope he wouldn’t be disturbed again, and so he pulled his blanket closer and tried to do just that.
And then he heard it.
And it wasn’t a distant scream, or a revving engine, or some other equally irksome, but ultimately unavoidable street noise.
It was a whimper, tiny and pained, coming from the beanbag a few steps away from him.
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Or: Blitz has a nightmare.
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“Hmm?” Stolas asked. “Resolutions?”
Blitzø glanced up at him without moving away from his waist. “Yeah. Don't you have those either?”
“I'm afraid not.” Stolas tossed the cig onto the street below, but made no move to pull away from Blitzø, either.
“Damn,” Blitzø murmured. “So you don't… have any New Year's Eve traditions?”
Minutes before midnight on New Year's Eve, Blitzø and Stolas share a cigarette on their balcony. Blitzø soon finds out Stolas is not familiar with any New Year's Eve traditions.
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I Could Never Be Better Off Without You by Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
18 Dec 2024
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Blitzø reassures a guilt-ridden Stolas that he's wanted, even when he has nothing left to give.
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After escaping Andrealphus' attack, Stolas rushes a badly injured Blitz to the hospital. A couple of days later, Blitz wakes up in a hospital bed, surrounded by many of the people he loves, but still convinced Stolas would be better off without him. A long, emotional conversation ensues.
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you take things so hard then you fall apart by pipsqueakparker for BirdLeaf (LiliaPurpurea)
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
07 Jul 2025
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Blitzø discovers a scar he's never seen on Stolas, and worse, it looks like Stolas hasn't been taking care of it at all. The realization of where it came from rocks him, but he's determined to take care of his bird anyway and shows Stolas how to properly care for it. Feelings are had, conversations start and stop, but neither of them run away from the hard things this time.
AKA, the one with the wound care & many tears
Bookmarked by Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog)
08 Jul 2025
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Blitz and Stolas cry and have a heart-to-heart about the guilt they feel. Very lovely and cathartic ❤️
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Blitzø asks Moxxie for help with some spelling. Some sexy, owl-related spelling. Moxxie has so many regrets.
Bookmarked by Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog)
31 May 2025
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Blitz asking Moxxie how to spell words while he sexts at work :') this is so funny and cute and a lovely treat! ❤️
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After everything they've been through, Stolas is a bit thrown by how gentle Blitzø is with him, and just how much he's always touching him. It's certainly not a bad thing, but it's something the former prince has to get used to, allow himself to accept, and ultimately recognize it's a bit more telling about Blitzø than he first realized.
AKA, 5 Times Blitzø Was Clingy as Fuck... and 1 Time It Was Stolas' Turn
Bookmarked by Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog)
21 Mar 2025
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Clingy Blitzø and Stolas who can't get enough of his touch! 😍 Can't wait for updates on this fic!
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He obeys, of course—it’s so perfectly easy. Everything just comes so naturally when Blitzø asks him for it.
Do it for me, he wants to ask, sometimes. Take the reins.
My whole body, my whole life. I wouldn’t know what to do with it.
Series
- Part 4 of stolas-pov psychosexual dysfunction
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Bookmarked by Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog)
16 Mar 2025
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Blitzø helps Stolas enjoy masturbation. (HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO GOOD 😭 smut that hits you right in the feels 😭❤️).
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Blitzo has come to this manor house in the middle of nowhere with nothing but the clothes on his back, hired to work as a valet for the young scion of the house. Little do they know- he's actually a thief, embroiled with a con artist, working to steal the prince's fortune. The house is full of secrets, the job is more complicated than it seems... and the prince is good-natured, gentle, beautiful. Is making his fortune worth Stolas' freedom?
Bookmarked by Blitzwhore (EthereanFrog)
23 Feb 2025
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Hey so fun fact but if you go through my comments on each chapter of this fic you can actually bear witness to my rapid descent into madness :)
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