HelloWhyTheFuckAmIHere



Fandoms

  1. Teen Wolf (TV) (21)

Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    144,162
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    703

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Derek fucking Hale!"

    The shout rang through the bar and for a long moment nobody moved. It was like something out of a movie. Everything just stopped; the music cut off; one of the servers had frozen mid-pour. Grady would have laughed if he weren't holding his breath. The kid straightened his shirt, a glimpse of stomach showing the curling edges of a tattoo on his hip, and strode toward where Hale was sitting in the dark corner. As one, every supe in the place turned to see Hale's reaction; the last person to try to confront Hale in here had left with a broken hand and a whispered threat that the next time Hale would rip their throat out. With his teeth. Unsurprisingly, Hale's face was set in its usual glower, although it seemed a bit softer around the eyes. It took Grady a second to realise Hale knew the kid.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,369
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    14
    Comments:
    719
    Kudos:
    18,067
    Bookmarks:
    3,486
    Hits:
    151,681

    12 Jun 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 69

    Tags
    Summary

    Derek was surprised to open the door to, “Chris? When—” Derek’s question was cut short when Chris stepped forward, grabbed his face and pulled the younger man into bruising kiss. Derek grasped Chris’ shoulders and gave himself over to the kiss. It was forceful and wet and in danger of spiraling out of control, but it released the tension that had been coiled inside each man for months.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,582
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    391
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    8,234

    08 Jun 2024

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    AKA, the Grandma Stilinski fic. Derek Hale meets a Mabel Stilinski while living in New York. He learns that she has a grandson. There are miscommunications, scarves, stealth-matchmaking plans, and cookies. Many, many cookies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,364
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    110
    Kudos:
    4,560
    Bookmarks:
    1,383
    Hits:
    48,112

    06 Jun 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Stiles is totally in love with Lydia. Until one day he's not.
    Fuck his life.
    And seriously? Derek? Derek Hale?
    He can't be in love with Derek Hale. Derek hates him.
    Doesn't he?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,388
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    427
    Kudos:
    9,504
    Bookmarks:
    1,933
    Hits:
    100,516

    12 Feb 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Rule one of kidnapping Stiles Stilinski: he is required to be entertained.

    Not that he got kidnapped a lot!

    Or... not like, all the time, at any rate. His being kidnapped seemed to have increased lately, but he attributed that to being distracted more often than usual because of school. Sure, he’d had high school to contend with back in the day, but high school was less demanding than university. He always watched movies where people were out partying it up or solving crime or having huge campus-wide mass murders or whatever and all Stiles wanted to know was where they found the time.

    To be fair, most of them didn’t have the Supernatural breathing down their neck, or a pack constantly coming to them for advice. Like he was the poster child of good decisions, who was dumb enough to believe that? His best friend was a Werewolf because of all his so-called ‘good decisions.’

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,933
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    195
    Kudos:
    6,088
    Bookmarks:
    1,243
    Hits:
    59,950

    12 Feb 2024

Navigation