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    When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.

    Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")

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    24 Oct 2025

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    He lets Yuuji catch his breath, wiping a tear from one of his eyes. His smile is still somehow so pure, his laugh unfiltered and real, and his golden brown eyes glow and shimmer when he's happy. Satoru can definitively say that Yuuji is good.

    He's also so pretty.

    Now, though, as Yuuji gazes at him with a certain glint in his eyes and his bottom lip caught between his teeth, Satoru thinks it might become a problem for him.

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    Or, Yuuji wants to do the most with his second chance at life before his inevitable execution, and Satoru has complicated feelings about his role in all of this.

    ❗️ DISCONTINUED AND UNFINISHED ❗️

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    10 Oct 2025

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    "You don't seem in heat," he notes.

    Yuuji blinks. Heat? Oh. "I don't have a fever," he confirms, moving his face forward so that Gojo can touch his skin properly, no Infinity to stop him. His hand is big and cold and— is that cologne? He buries his cheek deeper into the man's palm and barely notices the way he stiffens, breath hitching like a poorly sealed air balloon.

    A curse sends Yuuji to an alternative omegaverse universe without him noticing. He remains unaware while everyone else suffers.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    “S-Sick.” Yuji weakly spat out, shuddering underneath his poorly constructed cocoon. Sick wasn’t nearly accurate enough to describe what he was experiencing, but opening his mouth to speak was just as bad as hearing it, the sound still reverberating through his skull.

    “Sick? The vessel of Ryomen Sukuna does not get sick.”

    “I-In pain… Probably d-dying.”
     

    ❤ Sukuna's power grows stronger with each finger consumed. So does Yuji's. As time goes on, the line between Sukuna's curse energy and techniques and his vessels begins to blur, leaving the pair to suffer with the unintended side effects.

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    19 Sep 2025

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    “It’s important to learn to control yourself, Yuuji. Imagine if it were Megumi or Nobara instead of me—you don’t need me to tell you what’d happen, do you?”

    Yuuji blanches. Satoru thinks Yuuji Junior also flags a little, but he can’t be sure.

    “I wouldn’t—I’d never—”

    “Really?” Satoru asks, sneaking in a lick of the lollipop.

    Really.”

    Satoru shifts his leg a little, his thigh dragging against the prominent bulge at Yuuji’s groin. Yuuji clutches at him even more tightly, screwing his eyes shut.

    “I guess I’m special then,” Satoru says, sucking idly on the candy that started it all. “Hot for teacher, huh? Didn’t know you were such a dirty kid, Yuuji.”

    Yuuji lets him go as if burned.

    “Sensei!” he says, loud enough that a few heads turn toward them.

    “Quiet now,” Satoru warns in a low voice, dipping his head to put his mouth closer to Yuuji’s ear. “Let’s not make a scene.”

    How not to take your teenage student’s virginity, a live demonstration by Gojou Satoru.

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    18 Sep 2025