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To Take and Give, What We Think We Don't Deserve by IamtheProxy
Fandoms: Elden Ring (Video Game)
05 Apr 2023
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Her words spark something inside of him, a hope he'd long since buried.
"Thy speaketh of becoming… consorts?"
"Yes, Morgott. I would have us wed in front of the entire Capitol, and all its people. With me, as I am, and you, as you are right now. Horns, tail and all."
(Don't let this fool you, this is 11k words of smut)
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Ryan really noticed it on a Tuesday.
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“Gummy bears are not a full meal.” Connor explained, "I decided it would be best if I pointed this out to you in the hopes you might ingest something with more nutrients and less unfavorable substances."
Gavin froze. Was this little fucker seriously raggin' on him about how he's been eating for the past couple of days? Fuck that noise.
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A prompt I found on Tumblr that interested me. By Unblockingwritersblock prompt #589 - "Gummy Bears are not a full meal." -
You Are Not Your Past by IamtheProxy
Fandoms: Rise of the Guardians (2012), Guardians of Childhood - William Joyce
14 Oct 2016
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Jack never wanted this. He didn't want to die (twice) and he most certainly never asked to be given this much responsibility. But what are you supposed to do when the moon ends up deciding your fate? How can you say no to the moon?
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Commander Stilinski looked like he fell out of a propaganda video, his armor still smoking as he pulled off his helmet and handed it off to First Officer Argent. He had a few bruises down his neck but his smile was bright.
“Glad to see you safe and sound, Mr. Hale. I’d hate for Derek to lose a member of his family.”
“I told you,” Derek snapped at his superior, “he’s not worth this, Commander.”
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- Part 1 of Sing Among the Stars
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05 Nov 2025
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Look, Derek is the worst. Everyone knows that. Their fearless leader is a total and complete failwolf.
Which means the rest of them? Are kind of the worst too. They’re a ramshackle, slap dashed, sorry excuse for a pack that’s about a half second away from getting one of them killed. And this is a problem, because Stiles would really like to survive high school. Thanks.
Still, nobody deserves what Derek has gone through. Nobody.
And it’s about time somebody told him that.
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03 Nov 2025
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Stand Fast in Your Enchantments by DevilDoll, orphan_account for otter
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
31 Oct 2013
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"Stiles knew damn well what a pissed-off wolf sounded like, and every hair on the back of his neck was telling him that somewhere in this room was a very pissed-off werewolf." An AU in which Derek is feral, Stiles is magical, and they eat a lot of fast food.
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01 Nov 2025
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Uncle Peter’s spent years regaling Derek with tales of his time as President of the Alphas. Derek’s paid close attention, because Peter’s stint as President is a pretty comprehensive guide on ‘How to Successfully Run a Fraternity into the Ground,’ so Derek plans to do the opposite of what Peter did.
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A Derek POV to There is a Brotherhood. In which Derek's life is hard.
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- Part 2 of The Noble Tie That Binds
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01 Nov 2025
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So far, college has taught Stiles three things:
1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.
2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.
3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.
Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale's fraternity.
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- Part 1 of The Noble Tie That Binds
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01 Nov 2025