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    "Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”

    “What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.

    “Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.

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    04 Aug 2025

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    Draco centered, Drarry at the end

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    "Even the smallest person can change the course of the future." - Galadriel

    In an attempt to get the Arkenstone back for Thorin, Bilbo discovers the ring he's been using is the One Ring. Seized by a need to destroy gold, especially gold with the ability to ensnare creature and king alike, he sets out alone for Mordor. Anything to forget about the love that gold cost him.

    What he doesn't know is that Thorin is no longer under the thrall of gold, and is desperately racing to catch up with him to keep him safe.

    They may have just started on another adventure, but this one may not end as well as their first quest.

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    01 Aug 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Great, lots of hurt, but happy ending

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    After the events of Mysterio and No-Way-Home, Peter is alone. May is dead, Ned and MJ moved away, Tony doesn’t remember him. So Peter lets himself die.

    But the Parker Luck strikes again and even Death could not hold Peter. He wakes up in a new universe with a whole slew of problems. Over the course of a few months, he heals, breaks, and heals again until he eventually finds a home. Family and friends force their way into his life but so do fights with Bats and villains alike.

    There’s comedy, pain, and comfort. The Bats in and out of costume create chaos. Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn are wine aunts while Peter is exhausted but surviving.

     

    "He wonders if falling from this height would kill him. Leaning over the edge, he peers below, only his feet holding him in place. It wouldn’t. But it would hurt.

     

    An explosion bursts in the distance. A scream wracks the air. Peter lets himself fall."

     

    Content Warnings:
    Abuse (ch4-7) and Mentions of Abuse
    Vomiting (ch2)
    Suicidal Thoughts and Suicide (ish. ch1)
    Grief
    Character Death (ch1, ch10)
    Terrible Puns
    Mild Torture (ch17)

    ~Completed~

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    25 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Peter Parker centered, a lot of Jason, homeless, Batfam

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    “Of course it has to be Gandalf.” Bilbo mutters, “I couldn’t just have some other wizard visit me.”


    Not that he’d be happier with any of the other wizards visiting him at all. If Saruman had appeared on his doorstep he’d die of fright. In the shire a saying had become popular after Belladonna Took had run off with the wizard and returned three days late for her wedding some months later: Where Gandalf went there would be trouble.


    (Or the one where Bilbo is a dragon and still gets roped into reclaiming Erebor, Gandalf is a meddling Wizard, and Bilbo may have confusing feelings for Thorin Oakenshield)

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    15 Jul 2025

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    Well-written, pre-relationship, only implied

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    Minerva McGonagall checks up on little Harry Potter and finds that not all is as it should be. She makes a decision that will change everything for the Boy Who Lives.

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    12 Jul 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Great, well-written, Drarry, timeline from Harry is 5 years old to the war and epilogue few years later, many friends