Gifts for IneffableAlien
List of Gifts
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Baby, It's Cold Outside by DarkledMind for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Dec 2020
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Elias stands, follows him to the door. Jon raises an eyebrow, smiles. Then Elias says, "Baby, it's cold outside." There is a thin smirk, which only grows as Jon's eyes widen. Oh, they were doing that tonight?
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The only true wisdom... by UnproblematicMe for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Jul 2020
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Jon enters the Panopticon to confront Elias. Needless to say: Things don't go as planned.
For IneffableAlien, blame her! Kidding, don't blame her. I was a willing participant and she is awesome <3
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PodFic - The Eye of the Storm By IneffableAlien by WaldosAkimbo for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
30 Jun 2020
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“This is not your Armageddon,” said Adam weakly, sounding more like a child than ever. “I think … I think something else beat you to it. Something bad.”
While representatives of Heaven and Hell convene on an airbase in England, a man in Scotland unwittingly unleashes something much older upon their world.
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A podfic of the story The Eye of The Storm by IneffableAlien (I'm...lightly obsessed).
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A Night At The Opera by anaeifly for IneffableAlien, redundant_angel, Scrumptious_Bastard, CousinSerena
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
24 May 2020
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Aziraphale wants to go to the opera, so Crowley makes special plans. Non-explicit sexual content.
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On the Eve of Mother's Day by Scrumptious_Bastard for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 May 2020
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Aziraphale has a hand in the first Mother's Day dedication, and Crowley lurks.
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I've Got You Under My Skin by redundant_angel for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Apr 2020
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Crowley must possess Aziraphale in order to prove to Hell that he's worthy of keeping his demonic powers. Aziraphale agrees to help.
------“Regulation demands that you must prove to us that you are worthy of your demonic status by possessing another being and having them bend to Satan’s will.”
“Oh, is that all?" said Crowley.
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Oh Lord, Bless this Bentley. by CousinSerena, GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Apr 2020
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Summary: when Crowley’s beloved Bentley gets accidentally washed in holy water, it undoes over 80 years worth of demonic miracles, with a plethora of unwanted side effects. Cue much chaos and ineffable husbands bickering over how to set things right again.
This epic bit of Ineffable Husbands / Ineffable Idiots comedy chaos is a total of 6 chapters. Co written by GayDemonicDisaster and CousinSerena. A gift for IneffableAlien, thanks for the inspiration, Plant Daddy!
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Crowley Meets The Neighbourhood Watch by Quefish for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
05 Apr 2020
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Crowley had a quick assignment which took him through Tadfield. He decided to come back to foment some mischief before getting back to work.
Forcing this to be my Kinktober Day 22 entry, Red.
Can be found at Drunk Storytime with Quefish
CW: Crowley makes mention of pity for human labels; Crowley decides to change his corporation on the fly to accomplish a temptation for fun, this includes physical characteristics. Nothing is named, his pronouns (internal monologue/reader POV) do not change
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- Part 9 of When an Angel and a Demon Get Silly
- Part 22 of Ineffable Kinktober 2019
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exhale your failures (you’ll see them in the morning) by AceMoppet for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
02 Mar 2020
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God, what did she even expect? Azi was good and sweet, like cotton candy. But she, Crowley, knew better than anyone that cotton candy shriveled up at the first sign of water, and Middle Ground High was a fucking deluge.
AKA: What happens after Crowley drives away in Chapter 8
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Not on the plants, dear, we’re British (NOW WITH ART!) by GayDemonicDisaster (scrapheapchallenge) for IneffableAlien
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
12 Jan 2020
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Crowley has a sad/angry wank and takes out his frustration on his plants. Literally.
(I dunno, I struggled to find a title for this pile of excrement.)
A drunken ExMarks very kindly did a youtube reading of my atrocious fic, enjoy, I did!JuliaJekyll *ALSO* did a PODFIC
Miel_Petite illustrated my chaotic comedy nonsense, NSFW illustration at the end of the fic.
FYI the title came from "No sex please, we're British", an obscure old comedy. -
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A star-creating Throne meets a Principality. It's a cosmic meet-cute with implications stretching over millennia.
AKA: The one in which Crowley finds where he truly belongs.
This is for Ineffablalien, who gave me the lovely prompt "something to do with Crowley, the ocean and stars", and also Book of Love by Peter Gabriel. I put them together and this is what came out!