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We Can't Keep Meeting Like This by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
29 Sep 2023
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Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.
The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.
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15 Jul 2024
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Cast the Stone and Create the Ripple by The_Bentley
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
08 Nov 2021
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Crowley stared at him, yellow eyes narrowing. “You’ll have to excuse me for not trusting you. Never encountered your kind before. I suggest you get out of here because this much blood in the water is going to attract sharks.”
He twisted around, attempting once again to try to dive into the depths, but without his tail free that was proving impossible. He struggled even harder upon seeing his so-called rescuer pull a knife out of his belt.
“Not without you,” the land-dweller replied. “Hold still, please. These nets are meant to dig into skin the more one moves.”
“If you're going to kill me, please make it quick. Long, painful discorporations seem like a bad way to go.”
Prince Crowley is investigating the damage fishing vessels are doing to crops and homes in his father's underwater kingdom. Prince Aziraphale is supposed to be learning to become a scribe. Their worlds are about to collide, putting Crowley's life in danger and revealing that the land-dwelling angels and ocean-dwelling merdemons just might not be that different after all.
(Rated T until Chapter 11 when it becomes more NSFW.)
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20 Oct 2021
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Worth Waking For by firenzia
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Dec 2020
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Crowley spends some time admiring the perfection that is Aziraphale sleeping in bed next to him.
...and discovers masturbation.
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Samson: A Duet by amdg2846
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2019
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He left Crawly on the wall, pleading care for the exiled humans, and wandered into the desert, alone. When night fell, he made himself a little fire, and sat hugging his knees and thinking about God, and flaming swords, and apples, and apple-red lips. He stared at the fire, worrying his tongue between his teeth and twisting his fingers, and almost didn’t notice the lonely figure approaching out of the moonless shadows to the west.
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06 Aug 2020
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In a dystopian near-future, Global Operations Directive (G.O.D) launched the AI-NGL project. AI-NGL-0 (Angel Zero) is the first empathic A.I. prototype. Zero's programming is challenged when it meets an infamous rebel of the Demons, the Serpent, otherwise known as Anthony J. Crowley. Feelings are complicated enough when one is human, and Zero finds itself at a crossroads: Follow orders, or follow its heart.