Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver)
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Vimes and Drumknott have been known to surround themselves with tall individuals and desperately try to ensure they are not positioned next to each other in any iconograph. A short take on why that might be and how ridiculous rumors can be. Just because a man is the same height and has the same hair color doesn't mean he is related to the Patrician's clerk. It could drive a man to take a walk or get a drink, and where there are pubs, there tends to be trouble.
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When kidnapping Rufus Drumknott, the Patrician's personal clerk, a written procedure should be expected. A card with stamps and instructions included for the captor's convenience. The Patrician strongly suggests following it to the letter.
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Sam Vimes deals with a loss he had never expected. She always seemed larger than life.
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Vimes and the city of Ankh-Morpok are shaken when new visitors stay. A murder and crime spree don't help matters, as he attempts to ensure that he does not forget the importance of being there for his wife. Vimes will get to the bottom of these mysterious quakes and quirks that have sprung, but at what cost?
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New parents share a common goal. That goal is to keep an actively armed bomb from accomplishing its own mission of self detonating.
Vimes has a moment of reflection with his family. Slight spoilers for Thud!
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When two people have the same barriers to intimacy and neither of them can take the first step, it has to happen by accident.
Drumknott and Vetinari stumble together while on holiday in Uberwald.
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In which Rufus Drumknott and Ponder Stibbons are gay best friends, Vetinari gets inventive with his choice of courting gifts, and happy endings are had all round.
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- Part 1 of Enter the Lemming Garden
Bookmarked by Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver)
27 Sep 2025
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“Good evening, Your Grace,” the kidnapper said coolly. “I do apologize for this. It seems I should have invested in more accurate mercenaries.”
“Look, the guards were coming and we just grabbed the first people we cou-”
The slim man held up a hand with a sharp sigh. “Vetinari’s terrier,” he interrupted, eyeing Vimes, and then turned his gaze to Drumknott. “And his lapdog.”
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Vimes and Drumknott get kidnapped, and have a rare opportunity to talk.Bookmarked by Goal (Kat_the_Cleaver)
23 Sep 2025
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You know those dawn thoughts which are somehow always make you feel things. And they are softer than your usual thoughts. Yeah, sometimes even Commander Vimes can't escape them.
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The Right of First Refusal by dharmageek
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Discworld
25 Mar 2017
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Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff
Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?
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25 Aug 2023