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    “Or you’ll die. Really.”

    Hermione put all the derision she was capable of projecting colour those words, allowing it to just hang in the air.

    “Granger, you have no idea the impact those periwinkle ruffles had on me,” Draco said defensively, before immediately looking at his feet again — the bloody coward.

    She scoffed. “Ha! I think you saw your first exposed collarbone and it broke your brain.”

    Blaise turned to Draco. “I mean, she’s not wrong, mate. That’s basically what happened.”

    “Shut it, Zabini. Granger, I realise I’m not your favourite person and I understand why this is hard for you to accept —”

    “You just told me you made an Unbreakable Vow in bloody fourth year — something that Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumbass over here helped with — that you would have sex with me before you graduated from Hogwarts. And now if you don’t shag me in the next few days, you'll die. Not just sex with someone, full stop, mind you. It has to be sex with me. Muggle-born, notorious swot and insufferable know-it-all Hermione Jean Granger. Me.”

    Draco swallowed. “Yes. It has to be you.”

    “I call bullshit.”

    8th Year Fuck or Die AU. Enjoy!

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    04 Aug 2025

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    After the war, the Ministry decides morale is in desperate need of a boost. Enter: Wizarding Match-Up — a Prophet-run matchmaking service that pairs witches and wizards using “scientifically-based” questionnaires and a touch of magical interference. The catch? You won’t know your match until your first date.

    Hermione Granger never planned to participate. Draco Malfoy certainly never meant to but black mail will do that to a guy. Pansy Parkinson was into it. And Theo Nott? He’s just here for the chaos.

    Now throw in a boudoir photoshoot, competitive Quidditch drills, a stargazing picnic, and more broom closet escapades than Madam Pomfrey wants to hear about.

    Enemies are falling. Sparks are flying. And the Prophet is taking notes.
    Let the blind dates begin.

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    13 Jul 2025

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    Antonin Dolohov's purple-flamed curse had unexpected consequences when it failed to kill Hermione Granger in the Department of Mysteries. Without regular access to his touch to soothe the remnants of the curse, she'll die...

    (Story now broken down into two halves).

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    13 Jul 2025

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    If the Dursleys were just a little crueler, a little less tolerant, and far more negligent.

    It’s a different Harry that leaves the Dursleys. A touch broken, but that’s okay.

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    A loud thumping noise rattled the ceiling, and a little black spider fell onto the bridge of his nose, right in front of his glasses.
    They put me into the cupboard under the stairs, Harry thought numbly. It was the place for all the Dursleys’ broken things, discarded, unwanted, and they had left him there.

    *sorry, I’m not great at summaries*

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    29 Jun 2025

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    During his brief stint as a prisoner of the Order, Draco Malfoy notices that Hermione doesn't look to be doing too well. He had always assumed that, given her brilliant mind and gentle nature, those on her side would ensure she is taken care of. Evidently not. Must he really do everything himself?

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    OR: Dark Draco decides he'd rather like to keep the pretty Healer for himself, since it seems no one else can take proper care of her.

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    29 Jun 2025