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Peter Parker and the SI Twitter Account by LostLavenderer
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Sep 2024
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Tony needs Peter to do actual intern tasks to cover his ass, so Peter requests to be the moderator for the Stark Industries Twitter account.
As you might be able to guess, chaos ensues.(And plot too, surprisingly. Spider-Man: NWH spoilers for later chapters)
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Long ago, from a time of castles and lords rose a new era for mankind: one of discoveries we could previously never even dream of, where we held knowledge now long lost to time in the mere palms of our hands.
In this emerging age of prosperity and innovation, one thing used to be enough to change the course of a life, to uproot it entirely, be it for better or for worse.A ship.
Welcome, to the Golden Age of Piracy.
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Or, Wilbur gets caught up in a whole world he would really rather stay out of. He doesn't care for pirates, nor does he ever want to be one. Unfortunately, he's a natural and his talent doesn't go unnoticed.
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Techno isn't sure how long the building has been on fire. Long enough for his lungs to have started aching, begging for fresh air even through his boar-like mask, and long enough for him to keep a watchful eye on the ceiling, lest it collapses right on top of his head.
Not quite long enough to get him to flee from a fight with his arch nemesis, however. He'd rather perish than run away because he couldn't handle a little heat.
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Or, villain Techno's finally about to put an end to his rival, but then the hero does something no one could've predicted: Phantom takes his mask off.
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"I said left!" Techno yells into his headset, frustrated beyond belief.
"I thought you meant my left!" Wilbur argues from the other end of the call, still a bit dazed judging by how he holds onto the wall for stability for a couple of seconds.
Techno doesn't give a fuck. This is solely and entirely on Wilbur. "Wil. I'm watching from your point of view, your left is my left. You turned right and slammed into a wall."
A few beats of silence.
"... Ah."
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Or, 5 times Wilbur's family takes a guess at Spider-Man's identity, and 1 time they get an answer
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Or or, an SBI Spider-Man AU bc apparently there are almost none with Spider-Man!Wilbur and I think that should be considered a crime -
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"I met a guy in a gas station, he looked like, identical to me, it was crazy."
In which rockstar Will Gold stops by a gas station along a desert highway in Utah.
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Regulus Black has two obsessions.
1) Hating his older brother’s best friend, James Potter. Has Regulus met the man before now? No. But he has deemed James Potter his mortal enemy since he was ten years old.
2) A certain voice actor by the pseudonym Jay, who makes “spicy” audios.
Regulus has always known the universe to have a sick sense of humour but he didn’t know it was this cruel. He’d recognize that voice anywhere. To Regulus’s shock and abject horror, James Potter is Jay, there’s no doubt about it.
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01 Oct 2025
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Besides just being an incredibly witty and fun concept, I think most of all I looooove how author writes the messiness of these characters. It's splattered with small details that make scenes come to life, describing not just the shittiness but really delving into the confusing and embarrassing and whatever feelings of it all that I wouldn't really be able to put to words. I also can't seem to put this into words lol but tldr IT'S REALLY GOOD I LOVE THE WRITING STYLE. I should also comment this hold on
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Ten years ago, Remus broke the heart of his best friend. Just before that friend became world-renowned pop icon, Sirius Black. Now, his other best friends are having a baby, and they've named both Remus and Sirius the godfather of their unborn child as some convoluted plot to get them back together. They pretend it doesn't work while simultaneously, and secretly, finding their way back to one another.
FUN TROPES FEATURED IN THIS FIC!!
- describing flavors of chocolate in an excessively sexual manner
- philosophical discussion of why Hozier is love-making music
- an appreciation of thighs and the way they stretch tattered denim
- cigarettes: terrible but what a fucking visual image
- crashing a golf cart and nearly killing all your friends at once
- Regulus Black and the art of affectionate insults
- autobiographical clause about sobbing to Don Henley in the car
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If you had told James Potter 2 weeks ago that he would be touring with Regulus Black, he would’ve admitted you to a mental hospital and then driven himself off a bridge. If you had told Regulus Black the same thing, he would’ve slapped you across the face.
But here they were.
// After not seeing each other for 4 years, James and Regulus are forced to tour Europe together for The Marauders' Insidious Tour.
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R/S Games 2017 - Day 6 - Team Sirius
Remus Lupin, host of the popular podcast Retrial, decides to focus on the case of Sirius Black, a man convicted of murdering his high school best friend, for his upcoming season. Remus has gotten too close to his subjects in the past, so he promises himself that won't happen this time.
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"Marty, will we ever see you again?"
"...I guarantee it."
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Marty leaves after getting George and Lorraine together, leaving them to their own vices and wondering where on Earth he could have gone. But as George grows older, things start to click for the author, until eventually, the puzzle on who Calvin Martin Klein is has been solved.