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    The resets keep happening, but Papyrus is gone. Nearly six years of grief have warped Sans, causing him to risk his soul with self-destructive behavior and making him all but unrecognizable to his old friends. Any day now, he expects a reset that will bring him far enough back in time to reunite with his brother and erase his sins. In the meantime, he'll distract himself with Muffet's new call girl...

    You need a lot of money, right now. Unlike the majority of humans in the slums of New Ebott, you don't have any anti-monster prejudice, and you're kinky, submissive and enjoy sex. You've heard someone like you can do very well for herself, catering to monsters. Now here you are with your first client, a skeleton monster in a suit offering you a drink from a hip flask...

    Undertale gangster AU with a 1930s-era American aesthetic. Updates every other Saturday. Status updates and story chatter at https://neroli9.tumblr.com/. Also, come chat with other APJFM fans at the APJFM Discord server!

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    Two days ago, you said goodbye to your best friend. Yesterday, you lost your job with no prior notice. And then today, you had a fight with your mom. So that’s your day today. Lonely, fighting with your mom, jobless. Perfect Day for a drink or two, right? What's that on TV about monsters?

    You didn't expect the monsters to accept that application for a social media job you sent them while you were drunk. Now you've suddenly moved to Ebott and spend your days hanging out with monsters, documenting your weird new life, and marvelling at how different monsters and humans can be - and how similar.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Monsters have been freed from the underground, and honestly, you don't really think they should have. You wouldn't consider yourself 'racist', you just fear for your own safety when murderers wander the streets and move in next door.
    So spilling coffee all over a very large and intimidating skeleton monster was probably not your best move ever. But instead of gutting you, he offers to buy you another coffee. And, despite his... 'crude' language, he seems to be a nice guy. Maybe monsters aren't so bad after all?
    But why do the monsters who used to pay you no mind now cast you pitying looks and avoid you all together?

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    08 Oct 2025

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    A little spot for my shameless Sans x Reader oneshots and momentary inspirations to gather! Particularly, of the magical kind. Nagas, sirens, winged monstrosities, cursed creatures, fantastical beasts of all shapes and sizes... maybe even a normal skeleton once or twice, if you’re lucky! Canon is a speck in the rear-view mirror and we're all just here to have fun.

    So just sit back, relax... and enjoy the mess that is me being totally self indulgent.

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    01 Oct 2025

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    "I didn't want to kiss you goodbye. That's the trouble; I wanted to kiss you goodnight, and there's a lot of difference" -Ernest Hemingway

    All they want is eachother.

    "You know the laws." Is what Pigsys mother always told him. He did know the laws. Everyone knew the laws. And yet, that fiery passion made their hearts sound like music. And Pigsy and Tang were longing for that dance.

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    13 Sep 2025