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Go get your man, Ed by Pickleweasel
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
23 Oct 2025
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While Team Greed prepares for the Promised Day, Ed develops feelings for Greed that he can’t ignore. After practically running away from Greed propositioning him on the Day of the Dead, Ed finds himself in a deserted town that doesn't make sense. In this liminal space, he meets another brilliant braided teen, who knows a thing or two about the value of being bold enough to "go get your man."
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Jinx asks Silco for a special present for their anniversary. He’s initially reticent, for a few reasons, but...he can’t say no to his girl. Not for something as enticing as permanently marking her as his.
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She needs to look not just at, but into him. To peel past the layers of skin and muscle, sinew and bone, down to the dirty little thing at the core of him: the broken soul that matches hers.
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Jinx is trying to be patient, really. But it’s not her strong suit. She gets that her Daddy’s a busy guy, with lots of responsibilities. But he’s been neglecting an important duty: taking care of his girl, who’s suffering from how inattentive he’s been lately.Jinx is frustrated, and Silco’s been acting like nothing’s wrong.
Something’s gotta give.
A story of two broken people reconnecting, kinkifying Zaunite nationalism, and switching things up, all in the name of their desperate need for each other.
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“Riza, my face ached from how much I laughed last night. What is that about?”
“You’re in love with him,” she said simply.
Roy winced a little, both at that specific phrasing, which he’d been trying to avoid, and at Riza seeing through him. Aunt Chris had seen through him too, when she caught him watching Ed dance. “I…don’t want to call it that. At least not yet.”
After an amazing dinner with Ed—definitely not a date—Roy has a necessary conversation with his best friend, second in command, and wrangler.
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- Part 6 of Roy/Ed Side Stories
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Backyard Shenanigans By Moonlight by Pickleweasel
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
02 Nov 2024
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Greed and Ed fuck outside on Hallow's Eve.
That's it. That's the fic.
(Ok, there's also romance, banter, silliness, and Greed doting on Ed.)
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- Part 2 of Greed/Ed post-FMAB/Manga 'verse
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Ed goes into his first rut while on the run before the Promised Day. After insight from Ling, Darius, and Heinkel, Greed decides to help his favorite minion, with an assist from Ling.
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Nothing Stands Between Us Here by Pickleweasel
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Dec 2023
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“What do you want?” Roy murmured into the humid space between their lips.
Ed leaned back just enough for his eyes to meet Roy's. He looked debauched, ravenous, and like he had plans for Roy. There was smoldering heat in his eyes when he said, “I wanna fuck you.”
How convenient. When Ed looked like this—hungry, dangerous, a little feral—that was what Roy wanted, too.
An established relationship Ed/Roy fic, featuring:
- Ed's competence kink
- very toppy Ed intent on overstimulating the fuck out of Roy
- Roy being very into that
- banter
- wordplay of questionable quality
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- some sappinessSeries
- Part 3 of Of Cherry Stem Seduction and Beyond
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In the last several hours, Ed and Greed had escalated from "let's make some Jack-o'-lanterns to decorate outside our house" to a full-fledged pumpkin carving competition.
Greed and Ed have fun carving Jack-o'-lanterns, goofing around, and getting frisky on the kitchen floor.
Disclaimer: No actual pumpkins were harmed in the writing of this fic.
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- Part 1 of Greed/Ed post-FMAB/Manga 'verse
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A Necessary Shift in Perspective by Pickleweasel
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
03 Sep 2023
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“You’re being a dummy, Roy. You're the only romantic I know who's unwilling to make romantic gestures.” Roy could practically hear Hughes' voice in his head.
Well. No one could say Roy lacked for imagination. It felt rather pathetic that he needed to give himself a pep talk by way of his dead best friend, but that option seemed better than nothing.
Reluctant to return to his lonely home, Roy attempts a new tactic to cope with his pining over Ed.
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- Part 5 of Roy/Ed Side Stories
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Do you know what you look like when you dance, Edward? You are stunning. You are beauty, you are grace, you are vibrance. Your smile is radiance. Your laugh is sunlight dappling my too-long shadowed heart. Your mind is brilliance, and has humbled me time and again.
I am no poet, yet you inspire me to craft an ode to you, clumsy as it may be.
Roy is unable to get Ed out of his mind. He gets out some of his thoughts, instead, in a letter he will never send.
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- Part 4 of Roy/Ed Side Stories
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The ghosts of Roy's past come to call, throwing a wrench in Roy's enjoyment of seeing Ed for the first time in years.
PTSD is a cruel, nasty bastard.
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A nightmare and its aftermath.
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- Part 3 of Roy/Ed Side Stories
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The Postcard Drawer by Pickleweasel for Zanya (caidanu)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
12 Jul 2023
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Over the years, Ed sends Roy postcards from his travels. Roy has feelings about this, and develops a ritual in response.
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- Part 1 of Roy/Ed Side Stories
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Roy's Fantasies by Pickleweasel for Zanya (caidanu)
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
09 Jul 2023
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Roy would allow himself this brief indulgence. Afterward, he would neatly pack up his feelings of attraction. They'd remain boxed up, with explicit instructions to only ever be opened again on the off chance that Ed, against all odds, expressed interest...
But for now… In the dark quiet of his bedroom, Roy touched himself, letting go of the control he'd exerted tonight any time his thoughts of Ed had become intimate.
And then the images came.
After seeing Ed for the first time in years, and finding himself deeply attracted, Roy lets himself fantasize.
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- Part 2 of Roy/Ed Side Stories
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Beyond Cherry Stem Seduction by Pickleweasel
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
30 Jun 2020
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A beat passed, then the fierce look that had been in Ed's eyes at the bar was back. "So…I don't really see a point in taking things slow, do you?"
Roy's pause was long enough that, if necessary, he could pass it off as him considering his answer rather than what it truly was: him telling the part of his brain that was dancing excitedly to calm the fuck down and not get ahead of itself.
A Roy/Ed getting-together/developing relationship story, featuring:
- slight cat wrangling
- a lot of kissing
- steamy first time sex
- a little bit of finger-painting with come
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- (because it's Ed and Roy) banterPicks up directly after "Cherry Stem Seduction."
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- Part 2 of Of Cherry Stem Seduction and Beyond
- Part 4 of Pickle's Queer Multifandom Prompt Challenge
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It was all Havoc’s fault.
It certainly wasn’t Roy’s. And Ed probably wasn’t to blame; he seemed unaware of the innuendo underlying Havoc’s actions. Roy gave Havoc some grudging credit for the tactical success—Roy was suffering while surreptitiously watching Ed working to knot a cherry stem in his mouth the next table over.A Roy/Ed getting-together story, featuring:
- a bar
- scheming Havoc
- a betting pool
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- Roy and Ed dancing around each other via oblique communication before finally going for what they wantSeries
- Part 3 of Pickle's Queer Multifandom Prompt Challenge
- Part 1 of Of Cherry Stem Seduction and Beyond
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Bow-PoV introspective ficlet about strength, for my multifandom prompt challenge.
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“Y’know,” Ed mused, eyes closed, enjoying the delightful sensation that was Roy gently carding fingers through his hair against his scalp, “I used to think of you as ‘painfully straight’.” He nuzzled into his warm pillow (also known as Roy’s bare chest).
Early in their relationship, Ed discovers insecurities based on his prior assumptions about Roy's sexuality. Roy provides reassurance.
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"Keep it for yourself, or return it if you don't want it. I don't want expensive lotion, remember?"
Yuuri tried to hand the bottle back to Victor, who had conveniently shoved his hands into the pockets of his sweatpants, and was now wearing a shit-eating grin.
A very Victor lotion purchase leads to banter, massage, and an especially soft evening for Yuuri and Victor.
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Malik Bathasar and his beloved slave Teman have been together for over a year. In this story, they explore a new form of sensation play. Set between Coronation and Deception in Grace R. Duncan's Golden Collar series.
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Sasuke knows, realistically, that despite his desperate longing for Itachi, they will never be together.
But what if he could indulge in a fantasy where this impossibility were real? Maybe playing pretend could be a safe outlet, for his feelings and his sexual tension.
If it works, maybe he can make do.
Maybe he can be okay.