Professional_Pirate_Siren
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All roads lead to Death, some are just longer than others by Professional_Pirate_Siren
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
15 May 2025
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In where Death breaks the rules once more for a young boy who deserved more time than he originally got
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Pit Stop Number Three by Professional_Pirate_Siren
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Nov 2024
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Depending on who you asked, the time the Dwarves of Erebor came to Rivendell was either a smashing success or spoken with great horror.
Or the story of the dwarves' visit told from the perspectives of Lindir and his family.
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- Part 6 of Tales of the House of Melwen
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One does not simply leave Valinor by Professional_Pirate_Siren
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
02 Aug 2024
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Six and a half thousand years before Melwen sailed to Valinor with a fading Celebrían, she made the decision to leave the Undying Lands. This is how she made those choices and how she survived with them.
Out of order, of course.
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- Part 5 of Tales of the House of Melwen
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Tea Party of the Age by Professional_Pirate_Siren
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
30 Apr 2024
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In where Indis hosts a tea party and Maglor's future wife finds her place amongst the Queens of the House of Finwë.
Alternatively, I give some personality to the Finwean women.
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- Part 4 of Tales of the House of Melwen
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Dear Daernana by Professional_Pirate_Siren
Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
02 Mar 2024
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A series of letters from Melwen's grandchildren in Middle Earth that somehow make their way to Valinor
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- Part 3 of Tales of the House of Melwen
Recent series
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Tales of the House of Melwen by Professional_Pirate_Siren
Fandom: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
26 Nov 2024
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A series of one-shots and short stories detailing the life and characterization of Melwen Annavaire, wife of Maglor, and her accompanying family. Updates will be both spontaneous and between long periods of literary nothingness.
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What he had pictured in his head when he'd first thought of teaching were long, sweeping orations, students hanging on his every word, young minds being taken in and inspired by his message. What he did not fully consider, however, was that he would actually have to teach. (In which Tom Riddle begins teaching at Hogwarts and realizes just what a horribly stupid idea it was.)
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- Part 1 of Bad Education
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- English
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- 85,935
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- 19/?
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- 2
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Bookmarked by Professional_Pirate_Siren
13 May 2025
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kill the lights and kiss my eyes by localvillagewitch
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Black Widow (Movie 2021), The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Hawkeye (TV 2021)
10 Feb 2025
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"If he had been friends with Captain Rogers then maybe he knew the other Avengers and could get her in contact with Clint, but even more than that the pained look on his face at the mention of the Winter Soldier resonated a little too deeply with Yelena’s own desire to leave the past behind her."
Instead of accepting the job to assassinate Clint, Yelena decides to track him down for information about what happened to Natasha, and runs into Bucky on her way. They find out they have more in common than they thought, and navigate their traumas together. Post-Endgame, canon divergence from "Hawkeye" and "The Falcon and the Winter Soldier".
Bookmarked by Professional_Pirate_Siren
06 May 2025
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The New Girl by darkstark
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
01 Mar 2017
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There's a new girl in her father's life, and Shireen is not so sure how she feels about it.
Of growing up and growing wiser.
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- English
- Words:
- 93,092
- Chapters:
- 34/34
- Comments:
- 956
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- 1,370
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- 220
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- 33,050
Bookmarked by Professional_Pirate_Siren
18 Apr 2025
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Luna Lovegood's Guide to Lovely Princes by ariadne22
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jul 2024
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When Luna Lovegood tried to stop Sirus Black from falling through the Veil in the Department of Mysteries, she accidently gets pulled in herself. What is a witch to do when shoved into the Dance of Dragons?
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“I think Sirius Black was Bran the Builder,” Luna stated calmly, as if it wasn’t another crazy statement she was making.
Aemond glanced at his brother. “And you want to marry her?”
Aegon elbowed Aemond in the rib making the younger let out a groan. “Shut up! You know I’m desperate, you little shit.”
“Your children would come out like that, Aegon.”
“All the better to support your claim! Let me have simple minded girls like Helaena. Or a boy so dumb he drools and can't so much as tie his own shoe.”
“Must you insult someone with every breath you take?” Aemond grumbled.
“I do try my best, brother dear."
Russian translation: https://ficbook.net/readfic/01920f78-bcd8-741f-a361-ef0e70576c2a
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- Part 1 of Into the Rabbit Hole
- Language:
- English
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- 168,050
- Chapters:
- 66/66
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Bookmarked by Professional_Pirate_Siren
14 Feb 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
Have I ever mentioned how much I LOVE Luna Lovegood
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Laws of the Sea by CaffeinatedFlumadiddle
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
19 Oct 2024
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"Thank you," Percy said, accepting the tea gratefully. He wasn't a big tea person overall, but his stepmother had a very good knack for it. Godly power, or whatever. "And thank you for not hating me anymore. I know you aren't thrilled about my existence-"
"No need to thank me for not being Hera," Amphitrite dismissed. Percy took a sip of tea. "That is what you meant, isn't it?" she asked, raising an eyebrow. For once, Percy learned from his mistakes and stayed quiet, though he did give her a bashful smile to confirm the sentiment. "Hm. Well, either way, I owe you thanks. Not many children would agree to spy on their father for me."
Percy put the cup down. "I'm not spying on him," he reasoned. Amphitrite scoffed. "I just happen to be in many of the places he is when he's in the mortal world." A long pause followed, and Percy rolled his eyes. "Yes, he was seeing a mortal woman. Her name is Lea."
"You owe me twenty of your mortal dollars, child."
Percy bitterly slapped the paper bill on the table between them.
Or
Amphitrite has an odd quest for Percy. Strangely enough, it might be the only quest Percy has actually enjoyed.
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- English
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- 33,267
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- 10/10
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Bookmarked by Professional_Pirate_Siren
21 Dec 2024