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    Ted Lasso: Schrodinger's Witch.

    Or, the one where AFC Richmond are leading the Premier League table, and Trent Crimm and the rest of the British press are slowly losing their minds as a result.

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    02 May 2025

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    “Er, hello? Are these the Halls of Mahal?” Thousands of disbelieving eyes stuck to Bilbo as he stepped forward cautiously, already quite fed up with the rudeness of dwarves. Who puts an anvil there? Nobody answered. “I’m looking for dwarves. Thirteen of them-- not anyone, mind you, but thirteen very specific dwarves.”

    From the crowd, thirteen voices start yelling at the same time.

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    Based on a Tumblr post made by wheeloffortune-design

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    17 Mar 2025

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    The Hogwarts students are refused entrance into the Order of the Phoenix. No problem, they'll just create their own band of crime-fighting vigilantes.

    Or: Harry Potter getting thoroughly annoyed and forming a third side in the war. The options are Dumbledore, the Light Lord, Voldemort, the Dark Lord, or Harry Potter, the Grey Lord.

    Or: The bad guys getting defeated by Harry's magical power, Hermione's ruthless cunning, and Ron's strategic mind.

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    30 Jan 2025

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    A modern magical comedy very loosely based on Ugly Betty. Publishing king Uther Pendragon has had enough of his playboy son seducing every female assistant he has ever had so he hires Merlin, a man he is sure Arthur will never sleep with. Merlin would be more insulted by this fact if he wasn’t so busy trying to juggle his duties, save Arthur's skin from ruthless fashionistas and keep his magic a secret at the same time. Expect appearances by oil-lathered knights, the occasional mad druid, a perverted Will and a mental caretaker who lives in the basement and keeps harping on about coins and destiny.

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    13 Jan 2025

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    13 Nov 2024