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    I opened my eyes and found myself looking at the underside of a sarcophagus lid. The hieroglyphs called upon the great gods and the Immortal Settra to bring honor, peace, and everlasting glory to His Majesty, Kiaphas Khain, Hero of Nehekhara, as he traveled to the afterlife.

    “Frak,” I said. The word came out in a puff of dust.

    Crack crossover/AU.

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    14 May 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    The weekend is long, and Yang needs to keep her writing skills sharp. What better than one-shots and omake to flex those creative muscles?

    And inflate her already gigantic ego, of course.

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    26 Feb 2025

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    Something weird's going on. Sophia's not coming to school, and Emma's hateful glares are off somehow. Something happened, and Taylor's gonna find out before whatever it is comes around to bite her in the ass.

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    17 Feb 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 94

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    Agatha did not know she was the daughter of William Heterodyne and Lucrezia Mongfish. She thought she was the beloved ward of Lady Teodora Vodenicharova, and the unexpected but equally beloved companion of Lord Saturnus Heterodyne.

    Agatha did not know that the debilitating headaches that earned her the scorn and (worse) the pity of her fellow Mechanicsburgers were caused by the locket her uncle gave her. She thought she was stupid, useless, and broken.

    Now she knows she is Lady Agatha Heterodyne, rightful ruler of Mechanicsburg. Now she knows she is a Spark.

    When she learns the truth, Agatha inadvertently kicks off a series of events that reopens old wounds, drags secrets into the light, and brings war to the doorstep of the all but defenseless Mechanicsburg. Saturnus struggles to crush his enemies with a town almost as broken as his body; Agatha, determined to undo the chaos she's unleashed, plunges into the depths of Castle Heterodyne.

    Raised by a literal saint and the devil incarnate, Agatha - with an unleashed mind, a burning spark, and a band of very unexpected allies - will fight to do the unthinkable: be a good Heterodyne and a good person.

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    08 Jan 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    A prequel to 'Helpful, in a Heterodyne Sort of Way'!

    Everyone knows Agatha Sannikova can't be a Heterodyne, even if she did arrive mysteriously one night to live with Lady Teodora and Lord Saturnus. She's got those headaches, and she's not too bright - she's not even a Spark! Besides, Lady Teodora says she isn't; Agatha's just her ward. Lady Teodora is an honest woman, everyone knows that.

    She does get along quite well with Lord Saturnus, which is a bit odd, but we're all just glad he's doing better - she's had a very good affect on his health. He's even talking again! Lady Teodora doesn't like the kind of, er, "life lessons" he's tried to teach her, but Agatha hasn't set anyone on fire or unleashed any terrifying monstrosities on the town.

    And that's another reason we know she's no Heterodyne. If she was, chaos would follow in her wake, intentionally or not. And she's very normal. Boring even.

    ...what do you mean, tempting fate?

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    08 Jan 2025